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ponk43
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ponk43 asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Bear joke anyone?......?

A bear walks into a bar in Boise. The bear sits down and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says that they don't serve beer to bears in Boise. The bear asks the bartender again for a beer in the bar in Boise. The bartender replies that they just don't serve beer to bears in Boise. By now the bear is angry, he gets up and bangs his paws on the bar, bares his teeth and says BARTENDER GIVE ME A BEER OR I WILL EAT THAT WOMAN SITTING AT THE END OF THE BAR! The bartender looks at the bear and says I'm sorry but we just don't serve beer to bears in this bar in Boise. The bear gets up, walks to the end of the bar and eats the woman! The bear walks back to the bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, I'm sorry we don't serve beer to drug addicts. The bear looks at the bartender confused and asked what he was talking about. Well, the bartender says to the bear, that was a bar ***** you ate...

Update:

bar ***** you ate, they beeped me out.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    hahahahaha

    I liked that one

  • 1 decade ago

    oh i get it

    barbituate barbitchyouate

    kinda funny

    so whats the question?

  • 1 decade ago

    I knew it said b**ch

    but I was like...."Bar b**ch?"

    lmfao

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