Another "vacation" interrupted?

Afterall, if vacations actually did turn out to be peaceful then people might enjoy vacations. Therefore, work "might" become less pleasing; people might actually want to have a vacation.

Even when I ask so little, people still are determined to find a way to irritate me. I know the difference between a mistake and intentionally false advertising peace.

Just to make it clear, when I volunteer it isn't because I am doing it out of gratitude(how could I be?). No, I am volunteering because I am here to drive away the misery. People who are miserable are far more compliant in risking their lives in foolishness such as war, and I have lost too many allies already. Give us our meager existence, we weren't put on this planet to serve you...We don't have to adopt your wasteful way of life. Complicated isn't necessary. If that isn't clear enough for you then consult the source, rather than denying us the opportunity to show that we live a simply profitable lifestyle; not maximized, profitable and free.

YOU AREN'T DOING ME ANY FAVOR BY EXCLUDING ME FROM THE NEGOTIATIONS OF MY LIFE!