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Would you hire this Man?

Address: Ephesians 1:20

Phone: Romans 10:13

Website: The Bible.

Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus

Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ . Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.

Qualifications

* I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)

* I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)

* I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)

* I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)

* The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)

Occupational Background

* I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).

* I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.

* My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)

Skills Work Experiences

* Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).

* I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).

* Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)

Educational Background

* I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).

* In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).

* My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).

* I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).

Major Accomplishments

* I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26).

* I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).

* I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15).

* I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!

* There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.

References

* Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance

In Summation

Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47). When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).

So would you hire this man? Would you hire Jesus?

I would - in fact, I did

22 Answers

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Yes, by all means. Jesus is LORD!

    Source(s): Moderate Liberal Christian man.
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Major Accomplishment : The Sermon on the Mount (which most Christians totally ignore).

    I follow him.

  • Greg O
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Well, if someone came in to my business, claiming that they were Jebus and this was his resume, I would tell him that I would need proof of his assertions.

    And no, some self-serving old book written by goat-herders does not serve as proof of his claims.

    Also, having a bunch of people tell me that what he is claiming is true, I should just have faith and take their word on what a good guy he is - uh, no.

  • He sounds like a pot smoking slacker looking for unemployment. REJECTED. NEXT.

    On second thought...we need someone to clean bathrooms and pick up the garbage.

    Just kidding! That was a very nice post.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Really nice, I understand what your intentions are. Did you come up with that yourself? Also from my experiance share your personal eyewitness testimony, this is the spirit of prophecy (Rev) this is much more effective. And in answer to your question it still moves me that He would hire someone like me.

    Source(s): I am a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Want to know more? Email me or visit Mormon.org
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sorry we found some discrepancies in your resume. That address does not exist and life is not everlasting only death is.We don't hire braggarts and liars.

  • 1 decade ago

    Not just from that. I would want a personal interview with him, face to face, before I make any decisions.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Are you sure you're talking to the right guy?

    Source(s): No I wouldn't because only a DEVIL would present himself like that. And I believe that the true one works in mysterious ways and he doesn't need to prepare a spectaluar resume in order to impress me.
  • 1 decade ago

    i would ask if he had any real evidence he had done those things. claims that ridiculous need to be vindicated in some way. if he couldn't vindicate himself, it would be reckless for me to simply believe him on principle and faith.

  • Scooby
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I like the way you formulated your idea, original and respectful.

    Source(s): Agnostic
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    you did? what was his wage? was he a good time-keeper? what did he have for lunch? i seriously think that you require professional help if you believe this stuff.

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