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Gwenn asked in PetsOther - Pets · 1 decade ago

I have a pet monkey who is really giving me trouble?

I have this pet monkey and he treats me like ****. He is always shitting everywhere and talking trash. Should I get rid of him or take him to see a therapist?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    I think you should take him to see the pet psychic, for sure! There have to be abandonment issues going on here, especially with the monkey talking trash. They only do that if they are feeling like they need extra attention and the advice of someone who can talk to them psychically.

    *nods and finds something more productive to do*

  • 1 decade ago

    maybe you should put him in the training program , theres this women she trained my friends monkey and now its the best monkey in the world it was horrible when she got it at first but now its better so her website is monkeyzone.com and she has tips and the year long program to training monkeys so have fun you just have to look around for it!

    good luck

  • 1 decade ago

    Take him to see the biggest billy goat gruff. He gets rid of trolls.

  • 1 decade ago

    This isn't a real question about primate ownership, lol.

    I own two Cotton Top Tamarins, and they have NEVER given me trouble. lol.

    Here is a video of them.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cqplXjJhZk

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