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PROPOSAL HELP! HELP!?

I want to propose to my girlfriend. We've been dating for 34 months, and I need to come up with an idea. She's really unique. We are both Cow farmers in Texas and she really likes cows. I was thinking about taking some cows and cutting them into steaks shaped like "WILL YOU MARRY ME", but that might seem weird. Also, I thought about shaving all the cows to say I LOVE YOU MARRY ME MONICA PLEASE MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WHOLE FARM. MOOOOOOVE OVER, TOMKAT, THIS IS THE HAPPIEST COUPLE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD, AND I DON'T SUPPORT SCIENTOLOGY! but i don't have enough cows.

What should I do?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Your first ideas are way too hard. You should buy some paint that can go on animals (like horses) and paint will you marry me on the cow. Make sure you do it to a tame one, so you don't spend forever trying to paint it and then find it later. After you paint the cow, go find her and then tell her that you think something is wrong with the cow. Go to the cow and let her read it and then get down on one knee and propose and say all the sappy stuff you want!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Is there a hill on the farm? I have a friend who's a farmer, and he had this one hill on his farm, where he collected medium sized black+grey rocks, and arranged them on the side of the hill to say "KATE, WILL YOU MARRY ME?" so you could see them from the back porch of the house. He led her out there for a dinner outside, and then she saw it! So romantic!

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol.

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