Women are just downright EVIL?

Last night I'm at the bar and and this cute lady talks me into trying her drink. It consists of a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.

First, she tells me, put a bit of the salt on my tongue. Okay. Salty, but no problem.

Next, drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth. Smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. Not bad at all.

Finally, slam the lime juice.

All of a sudden, the sharp lime hits!

A second later, the Baileys curdles.

Then, the salty, curdled taste and mucous-like consistency hits.

Now, it feels like I had a mouth full of nasty snot.

It triggers my gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to make a disgusting scene, I swallow the now foul tasting drink.

Choking it down, I couldn't help saying, "Holy shít, what do you call that?"

She smiles angelically says, "Blöw Jöb Revenge."

Gawd! I'm STILL throwing up!