Spiritually speaking, what would be a good way to catch a peacock?

Dress up like a horny female peacock and shake your tail feathers at it. That should bring that horny bird down from that tree.

I would use a Deluxe Peacock Catching Net. They are available from the Acme Peacock Net Co.

Use an electric Pokémon, I'm pretty sure they are strong against birds, then of course attack it until it's almost dead and catch it with your Poké ball.

Pray then use a shotgun with #6 shot

Are you the peacock?

Your friend has a tree in his house?

Awesome!

I hear bullets are pretty quick... Spiritually speaking.

does your friend have acess to a firearm?

catch him..... spiritually.

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This is seriously the funniest question I have ever seen.