Little Johnny Swallows His Harmonica?

Question

So, little Johnny says to the teacher-
" I was playing my harmonica and accidentally swallowed it!"
Teacher replies-
" Well, Johnny, it's a good thing you weren't playing the piano!"

Jack B, evil &#39;stache · Accepted Answer

Imagine when he passes gas....

Ms Informed · Answer

Give the teacher a break. That was the third harmonica-swallowing that week.

Anonymous · Answer

And young Jesus said: "In the old west, if you swallowed your harmonica, they would bury you in a piano case, Johnny."

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Anonymous · Answer

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corny jokes are only good when ur workin at Chucky Cheese. and who the heck wants to work part time in a hot sweaty rat suit? exactly

Anonymous · Answer

the teachers saying that if he was playing the piano instead of the hermonica and swallowd the piano insterad of the hermonica it would be alot worse..... in either case its bad but whateverrrr

eye 4 n eye · Answer

Not funny!  Don't know anybody who plays the piano with their mouth.

Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO · Answer

better a harmonica than the dreaded skinflute

Redwitch vt · Answer

This too shall pass.

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love in siberia · Answer

i'm sorry but for a little johnny joke that was a total utter failure....

? · Answer

sorry but thats stupid and what are we supposed to do write a comment like "haha"

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Little Johnny Swallows His Harmonica?

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