Can you create your own Religion?

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THE RELIGION GAME!

The game is to come up with the most whacked out religious story and be sure not to rush the story. It doesn't have to be long or detailed, but if that's how you want to do it, that's ok also. All posts will be thoroughly looked at, so if yours end up at the bottom of the posts, it still has an equal chance of getting BEST ANSWER. 

REMEMBER. No one can disprove you, so it must be true. Why? Because you have Faith.

Here's my Religion.


Billions of years ago an egg was laid by the great creator Algaroth. This egg hatched into a dragon who had scales and bird feathers. Algaroth cared for this dragon, until one day this dragon died when he ran in front of a car. Algaroth was again sad and lonely. So she took the dragon first left claw and cut it off creating a universe from it. She then cut off the second claw creating the all the planets to add to the universe. And finally she cut off the third claw, and turned it into life. It is our duty in life, as the third claw, to bring back Algaroths dragon, but to do so, we must all come together and believe in the dragon. And once we've all done that, Algaroth will once again have her companion.

Fo.B · Accepted Answer

ok so there is this blob of magic that created time but thanks to time he got bored and made a bet with himself that he could make an infinite universe containing one rock with little creatures on it in less than a week he won and liked gambling so much he created new beings of a more equal level of knowledge and power to make bets on the small creatures lives, but when one of these power full creatures won a bet involving two humans it became clear the magic blob was a sore loser and true the winning creature in a pit of fire, this pissed a lot of the other smart ones off so they joined the fallen one but when they realized that that didn't chance a thing they made a deal with the blob that whoever got the most death humans would rule the universe

Anonymous · Answer

In the beginning there was a snake.  The snake always existed.  His name was I Am That I Am Not A Slimy Slithery No Legged Reptile with a Forked Tongue That Goes Blaaaa. One day it decided to create snakes in his image.  He decided to make a garden located in Bumfuk Egypt located between the Nile and the Vile the Peon and the Neon.  He created the first snake and named him Hissy Fit which means he who has hissy fits.  Hissy Fit was lonely so I am That I Am Not A Slimy Slithery No Legged Reptile With A Forked Tongue That Goes Blaaa put him into a deep sleep and took one of his scales and made a companion for him.  Her name was Crawls on Belly Ache Get Me Some Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion.  We will simply call her Belly Ache.  One day Belly Ache had a belly ache and didn't want to make sexy time.  Hissy fit had a hissy fit and told I Am That I Am Not A Slimy Slithery No Legged Reptile With A Forked Tongue  and so Belly Ache became the sign of evil.  Since Hissy Fit had a hissy fit he was turned into a monkey and I Am That I Am Not A Slimy Slithery No Legged Reptile With A Forked Tongue That Goes Blaaa started all over again, this time creating monkeys and punished every monkey for what Belly Ache did.  The moral of the story is don't have a hissy fit or you will get a belly ache, you monkey

Spiral · Answer

And there was the universe and life in the universe. And the beings of the universe lived how they would. Sooner or later, each being would die and simply cease to exist.

The end.

Gabby Johnson · Answer

L. Ron Hubbard did.  He discovered that there was more money in religion than in writing science fiction novels.

Anonymous · Answer

What a creative mind you have. You wouldve done great back in the bronze age.

Anonymous · Answer

Yes, of course one can create their own religion.

Exoskeleton · Answer

You mistake by saying it can't be disproved. God is real and he never lies. So therefor he is right.

me · Answer

Haven't we all?

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