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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Haven't cleaned your house in a while, have you?

  • 1 decade ago

    Hes asleep - He didn't know those 10 bottles of mead were Alcoholic

    Must have been some Party last night

  • 1 decade ago

    Because Pakistanis are sacrificing to keep the world safe. Dozens of Pakistanis die every day in bomb blasts to safe others and specially americans.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hmm I remember this question getting asked about a year ago, made me lol then, made me lol harder now XD

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  • 1 decade ago

    Because the world isn't fair.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    because that was what some girl on Lost said, i think it was hurleys mom or someone

  • 1 decade ago

    did you kill him? i don't know. how do you know they are pakistani?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I hate it when that happens.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ummm i put him there

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You killed him,didn't you!Yes,it was you!

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