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Any good dumb blonde jokes?

I'm running out and getting bored. I want to know if anyone has some good ones.

Update:

Appropriate dead baby jokes are also fine.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are driving through the desert when their truck breaks down. None of them know anything about engines so they each decide to take anything important out of the car and carry on by foot. The brunette decides to take the water, the redhead takes the food but the blonde rips one of the doors off and carries it with her.

    After a while they are all getting tired so the brunette says to he redhead, "Hey, why did you take the food"? so the redhead replies, "Well I thought I might get hungry on the way". Then the redhead says to the brunette, "So why did you take the water"? and the brunette replies, "Well I thought I might get thirsty on the way". They both then turn to the blonde and say, "So why did you take one of the doors"? To which the blonde replies, "Well I thought if it gets too hot, I can always wind the window down"!

  • 1 decade ago

    Three girls are stranded on an island, a brunette, red-head, and a Blonde. A genie appeared and and told them they would be able to have one wish each. The brunette said, "I want to go home!" and she disappeared. The red-head said "I want to go home too, with a debit card of $2,000!"and then she was gone. The Blonde looked around sadly, "I wish my friends were here, I'm lonely!"

  • SheAn
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    2 blonds are yelling to each other across a river. the one blond is running frantically back and forth. the other says "what are you doing" the first blond says "i'm trying to find a way to get to the other side" the other blond says "you're already on the other side" the first blond says "oh thanks!" and walks away in relief.

  • 1 decade ago

    Two blondes were walking down the street and one of them found a mirror on the side of the road. She picked up the mirror and said to her friend "This girl looks familiar. Have you seen her before?" So the other girl takes the mirror, looks into it, and says "Duh silly, it's me!" :) Hardy har har.

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