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973-409-3373? I got a text telling me to call this number, but I'm not sure what it does and I don't want to try it just yet. I'm not necessarily telling you to call this number, so DON'T CALL IT IF YOU'RE AFRAID SOMETHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN! I'm just wondering if anyone's called it before. Once again, I'M NOT ENCOURAGING YOU TO CALL THIS NUMBER! I'm just curious. Any answers are appreciated!

One of my friends gave me this. All you have to do is fill in the blanks to create English words. The first person to ace it gets Best Answer! Good luck!

1. Boo_s

2. __ndom

3. P_n_s

4. Pu_s_

5. F__k

6. S_x

A math teacher gave her students a worksheet. It involved measuring angles. All the good little students measured the angles, wrote down their answers, and turned in the sheet. The little blonde girl in the back of the room seemed to be working a bit slowly. Soon, she was the only one still working. The teacher decided to go back, talk to her, and see if everything was okay. The teacher said to her, "Is everything going all right?" She replied, "Yeah. The only reason it's taking me longer than them is that I can't bend my stupid ruler!"

Here goes nothing:

80 million Americans are overweight. Those are round figures.

This riddle is the toughest one I've ever heard. It requires A LOT OF CREATIVE THINKING!!!!! I will announce and explain the answer when I select my best answer; if you know and submit the correct answer, DON'T EXPLAIN IT!!!!! Do your best, and have fun!

500 begins it, 500 ends it.

5 is in the middle.

The first of all letters, the first of all people take their places in between.

Use these clues to spell the name of a famous king.

Have you heard the one about the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head!

I will tell you in advance that it's not 42 or 69. If you think like Manray from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Mermaidman and Barnacleboy III" then I'm sure you'll get it right!

Here are some tough decisions to make. Are you up for the challenge?

1. Who do you hate worse? Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber?

2. Whose music do you hate worse? Miley Cyrus's or Hannah Montana's?

3. Which of these music genres do you hate worse? Rap or Country?

4. If you could get rid of one of the Jonas Brothers, who would it be?

5. Which ice cream is better? Neapolitan or Rainbow Sherbet?

6. Which one is better? Oprah or Dr. Phil?

7. Of the remaining Beatles, who will die first? Ringo Starr or Paul McCartney?

8. Would you rather watch High School Musical 5 times back-to-back or the whole first season of Hannah Montana back-to-back?

9. If you could get rid of one Disney Channel show, what would it be?

10. If you could get rid of one Disney Channel actor/actress, who would it be? (Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers are out of this one.)

11. Would you rather have someone insult your race or your religious beliefs?

12. Who's better: Mario or SpongeBob?

13. Coke products, Pepsi products, or Dr. Pepper/7-Up?

14. Which candy is better: Hershey's Kisses or M&Ms?

15. What hair color is your favorite?

16. What eye color is your favorite?

17. If you could "erase" one cable channel, what would it be?

18. If all cable channels were to be "erased" except for one, which one would you save?

19. What's your favorite movie genre?

20. What's your favorite book genre?

For me, it's MLIA all the way!

Which one of these do you side with? You can post details if you want to, but they're not needed. Personally, I'm more of Republican, but there are some Independent things I like, too.

Seriously! Can't people come up with other words!?

A young man was in the hospital dying of cancer. All his immediate family members and some of his extended family members were gathered around his bed, wishing him the best and saying their possible last comments. A couple hours later, he seemed to be getting worse, so the doctor did another check. He was sure the man was very close to the light at the end of tunnel, and his death was 99% certain. After hearing this, his mother tearfully leaned over and said, "Sweetie, if you end up in that big place in the sky, make sure to say hi to health care reform for me!"

I want to know some of your thoughts on these politicians:

1. Barack Obama

2. Nancy Pelosi

3. Barney Frank

4. Harry Reid

5. Ben Nelson

These are a bunch of tough riddles that I found in an old book. You really have to think outside the box for these...they don't have easy answers, but the answers are funny and clever. Best Answer will go to the most accurate person...if none of you get any right, points will go to the funniest/most creative answers. Have fun, and good luck! You'll need it!

1. What's green and flies through the air?

2. What's yellow and always points north?

3. What did the 500 pound mouse say to the cat?

4. What's black and white and red all over?

5. Who was the tallest President of the United States?

6. How do you make a hippopotamus float?

7. How does an elephant put his trunk in the alligator's mouth?

8. What has a hump, is brown, and lives at the North Pole?

9. What's red, then purple, then red, then purple...?

10. What does decor mean?

11. What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

12. What has 2754 seeds and moves by itself?

13. What has 18 legs, is covered with red spots, and catches flies?

14. Why do baby ducks walk softly?

15. What is round & green, is covered with blue hair, has big, scaly claws, weighs 5000 pounds, and goes peckety-peck-peck?

16. What has 4 stander-uppers, 4 puller-downers, 2 hookers, 2 lookers, and a swishy-wishy?

17. How do you top a car?

18. Why does Smokey the Bear wear a forest ranger's hat?

Hawaii or Kenya? I don't really know, but my dad has always insisted it's Kenya. What do you think?

I think it's just a big hoax. What about you?

Tep on the brake, toopid!

I'm running out and getting bored. I want to know if anyone has some good ones.