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Stupid, Funny Riddles!!!!!?
These are a bunch of tough riddles that I found in an old book. You really have to think outside the box for these...they don't have easy answers, but the answers are funny and clever. Best Answer will go to the most accurate person...if none of you get any right, points will go to the funniest/most creative answers. Have fun, and good luck! You'll need it!
1. What's green and flies through the air?
2. What's yellow and always points north?
3. What did the 500 pound mouse say to the cat?
4. What's black and white and red all over?
5. Who was the tallest President of the United States?
6. How do you make a hippopotamus float?
7. How does an elephant put his trunk in the alligator's mouth?
8. What has a hump, is brown, and lives at the North Pole?
9. What's red, then purple, then red, then purple...?
10. What does decor mean?
11. What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
12. What has 2754 seeds and moves by itself?
13. What has 18 legs, is covered with red spots, and catches flies?
14. Why do baby ducks walk softly?
15. What is round & green, is covered with blue hair, has big, scaly claws, weighs 5000 pounds, and goes peckety-peck-peck?
16. What has 4 stander-uppers, 4 puller-downers, 2 hookers, 2 lookers, and a swishy-wishy?
17. How do you top a car?
18. Why does Smokey the Bear wear a forest ranger's hat?
8 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
1. What's green and flies through the air?
~~ A fairy Queen!
2. What's yellow and always points north?
~~ The Sun!
3. What did the 500 pound mouse say to the cat?
~~ Here kitty, kitty!
4. What's black and white and red all over?
~~ A News Paper or an embarrassed zebra!
5. Who was the tallest President of the United States?
~~ Lincoln was the first president to wear a beard and the tallest president at 6' 4"!
6. How do you make a hippopotamus float?
~~ With some root beer, 2 scoops of ice cream and a hippopotamus!
7. How does an elephant put his trunk in the alligator's mouth?
~~ When he is the alligator's dentist!
8. What has a hump, is brown, and lives at the North Pole?
~~ A Male Reindeer!
9. What's red, then purple, then red, then purple...?
~~ A cherry that works nights as a grape!
10. What does decor mean?
~~ decoration consisting of the layout and furnishings of a livable interior!
11. What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
~~ A Chair! A Bed! A Toothbrush!
12. What has 2754 seeds and moves by itself?
~~
13. What has 18 legs, is covered with red spots, and catches flies?
~~ 9 jobless guys with pimples!
14. Why do baby ducks walk softly?
~~ Mother ducks training!
15. What is round & green, is covered with blue hair, has big, scaly claws, weighs 5000 pounds, and goes peckety-peck-peck?
~~ Your imagination running wild!
16. What has 4 stander-uppers, 4 puller-downers, 2 hookers, 2 lookers, and a swishy-wishy?
~~ Your imagination running wild!
17. How do you top a car?
~~ Tep on the brake, toopid!
18. Why does Smokey the Bear wear a forest ranger's hat?
~~ Smokey Bear has been around for many years because preventing forest fires, ... many people know this park-ranger-hat-wearing-critter as Smokey the Bear. ...!!!.
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- 1 decade ago
1. a fly with a green hat
2. The sun
3. I am morbidly obese
4. a newspaper
5. Abraham Lincoln
6. Put it in a blender and put ice cream on top
7. He just does
8. Reindeer Poop
9. A red and purple ball rolling down a hill
10. scenic decoration
11. a chair, a bed, and a brush
12. a strawberry with legs
13. an 18 legged ladybug that likes to eat flies
14. because they can't walk hardly because hardly isn't a word
15.A mutated chicken that has scales
16. a really stupid item
17. you top it with whipped cream and sprinkles
18. To cover up his bald spot
Some hilarious answers! <3
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- EmmaLv 51 decade ago
1. garbage truck? super apple?
2. a banana with a magnet on the end
3. here, kitty
4. newspaper, zebra in a blender, embarrassed zebra...etc
5. abraham lincoln
6. two scoops of ice cream, some whipped cream, a cherry, and a hippo
7. carefully!
8. lost camel?
9. sunburnt man continually holding his breath
10. interior design
11. chair, bed, toothbrush
12. remote controlled stawberry
13. 9 diseased frogs tied together by elastic bands!
14. because mummy's got a migraine?
15. mutant chicken
16. a very weird something
17. tep on the brake :D
18. because he wants to be a forest ranger?
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