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Weird or funny things to say to people?

I need some weird or funny things to say to someone i know (like when i see them in the morning) and maybe something we could say at the same time

i know, weird question but i really do need it :)

thanks

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  • 1 decade ago
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    1. Is the moon still made of green cheese?

    2. You haven't done it again, have you?

    3. I saw them last night. Did you see them last night?

    4. Ixit, pixit, we can fix it!

    5. Is it Friday yet?

    6. It was still there, last time I looked.

    7. Things can get better. (But they probably won't.)

    8. Hey! We're not in the obits today, anyway!

    9. Can you fly yet?

    10. I know your name but I can't put a face to it.

    Deary me, I've got steam coming out of my ears! I hope that you can make something out of these suggestions. Best of luck.

    Source(s): University of Life.
  • 1 decade ago

    After shaking someone's hand you could say "I think our hands just made a baby!" =P

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Insult? Is that you face,or did your pants fall down? Funny but not nice.

  • 1 decade ago

    donka shane IDK?

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