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foot_long_meatball asked in Family & RelationshipsMarriage & Divorce · 1 decade ago

If sex were a race and reaching the big O was the finish line?

Do you..

A Hold your spouse's hand and cross the finish line together?

B Let your spouse win before you.

C. Let yourself win before your spouse.

D. Let your spouse get a head start and then join him/her at the finish line

E. Let yourself get a head start and then invite him/her to join you at the finish line

F. Observe your spouse reach the finish line, while you are standing at the start line

G. Stay in the stands (don't join the race) and cheer your spouse reach the finish line.

H. You cannot get to the finish line even though you are in the race

I . Your spouse cannot get to the finish line even though they are in the race

J. Cannot convince your spouse to get to the race track!!

Update:

K. Go to the track by yourself, run a few laps.

Then invite spouse to the race track and let

them beat you (because you are exhausted).

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    K. i lap him a few times, then let him catch up from the rear. after a short pit stop we circle the track a couple times just for fun. i can't count how many times we cross that finish line. everybody wins!

  • NONAME
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    My girlfriend usually laps me and crosses the finish line at least 3 or 4 times before I do!

  • x2000
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    K. Drive my wife to the track, put her in a cart, and push the cart around the track to the finish line, then run the race myself.

  • Sandy Ego
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Cannot convince myself or my spouse to get to the race track.

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  • Tino {7}F U Haters
    1 decade ago

    I'm in agreement with Element. My wife usually get laps me at least twice before I make the finish line.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'd explain that I'm racing whether she is or not and I'd much prefer if she did.

    Then I'd mix it up.

    Sometimes I'd probably lap her a few times and then carry her over the finish line if I had to.

    Sometimes she'd lap me and rejoin me for the finish.

    Other times we'd keep pace with each other.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A. If I were married

    B. usually is the way it works out because Iam super good. Then its time for round 2 and of course its C ya later alligator!

  • wutda!*&!
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Depending on how the race started either C or D.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Everything but J. We love races.

  • KRS
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    B. Gotta make sure she gets hers first. Once I get too close too mine, then all bets are off!

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