What are the possibilities that Jesus was a woman?

Haven't heard that one before.

The possibilities that Jesus was a woman are zero to nil.

Just because a date was picked to celebrate the birth of Jesus does not mean He was not

born. There were three Magi and they didn`t get to Jesus until he was 2 years old.

Santa was not there, sorry.

Jesus and Santa Claus hooked up.

They probably would have identified him a female if he were. They identified everybody else's gender. Why did you throw that Santa Claus nonsense in there?

Well I have seen chicks with beards before and even though Jesus was banging that Mary girl there's no record of kids so they might have just been lesbians. Hard to say.

The Word of God calls Jesus a MAN, approved of God. The Word of God says that Mary gave birth to a son, and called his name, Jesus., for HE shall save HIS people from their sins.

He is called Son of God, Son of Man, Son of David and Son of Abraham. He is never called a daughter of anyone. That is physical.

Now,

Spiritually, to GOD, Jesus was FEMALE. Notice I said SPIRITUALLY.

Spiritually, to us, Jesus was MALE. Notice, I said SPIRITUALLY.

If you cannot separate spiritual things from natural/fleshly things, you will never understand this.

In Christ, there is NEITHER MALE NOR FEMALE, but we are all ONE. = EQUALS.

Again, this has to be understood SPIRITUALLY.

To God, all men are FEMALE. For the SPIRIT is the MALE, SPIRITUALLY. He puts his spirit/seed, into us to bring forth children of God, not natural birth.

So to God, Jesus was FEMALE, for God put his Spirit into Jesus and brought forth the only BEGOTTEN SON OF GOD.

Jesus is that WOMAN in travail, IN Rev. 12. He was in travail to give birth to all of us. We are his children.

But then, God gave him all the same power as God has, so that now, Jesus begets us...he puts HIS Spirit into us, (the Holy Ghost) and this seed brings forth a SON OF GOD FROM ME, a human woman.

You must be female to Jesus Christ and let HIM put HIS SEED into you, so you can come forth a SON/DAUGHTER of God. Jesus is then both our father and our mother. Great mystery!

Now cast your teeth into this spiritual CAKE and enjoy discerning this truth. (Ravens brought Elijah a Cake, and he went in the strength of the CAKE, 40 days, without needing to eat again. So eat this spiritual STRONG MEAT.)

Wherefore, I beseech of you, brethren, that ye should search diligently in the light of Christ that ye may know good from evil; and if ye will lay hold upon every good thing, and condemn it not, ye certainly will be a child of Christ.

20 And now, my brethren, how is it possible that ye can lay hold upon every good thing?

21 And now I come to that faith, of which I said I would speak; and I will tell you the way whereby ye may lay hold on every good thing.

22 For behold, God knowing all things, being from everlasting to everlasting, behold, he sent angels to minister unto the children of men, to make manifest concerning the coming of Christ; and in Christ there should come every good thing.

It is as likely that it was female as that it was male.

He was circumcised. That should give it away!

JESUS WAS A WOMAN