Apparently there has not been enough quality cheating in F1 recently and Schhhh has vowed to return. How will?

shhh LMAO!

come on give the guy a break! I'm hoping that the Mecerdes can thrash lewis a*rse :D

Well, here's my two cents.

I'm sure Mr. Shoemaker will find a few new ways of pissing people off, after all he's mastered that art. Just because he got caught a few times doesn't mean that those were the only times:

Bumped into Damon Hill in '94, causing both to retire and Schu winning the title by 1pt.

Disregarded a black flag for reckless driving, subsequently getting all points yanked.

Hitting Villeneuve in the '97 title race, thank god he didn't win that year too.

The whole Barichello disaster races, if you can't win a race yourself, don't ask your teammate to let you pass, horrible!!!

Like I said, these are just the well known ones, god knows how many more there are.

The apex parking valet is back!!! LMAO

Will he run his opponents off the road?

Will he bring some secret Ferrari blueprints to his new team?

Will he lie about his racing tactics, then blame a faceless member of his team when he is exposed?

Will he crash a car to give a team-mate the advantage in a race?

What new form of cheating can we expect from the old dog?

I guess we'll have to wait until the season starts to find out the answers.

I have two fervent hopes.

1. Hamilton will be so shown up by direct comparison with one of the best drivers in history that he shuts up...or at least stops talking rubbish.

2. Schumacher isn't so completely dominant over Rosberg that it ends the latter's career.

I expect Schumi to pick up where he left off...attempt to overtake him at your peril.

I think the cheating has been first rate recently;

McLaren - Hmm our cars crap, lets use our stolen Ferrari secrets to improve it!

Hamilton - If in doubt - lie, if you get caught - blame it on your team!

Renault - I think we know what they did!

Schumacher - Parked his car in the wrong place once, and drove into Villeneuve. After 16 years in F1 I don't think his record of cheating is up to that of the last 2 years to be honest.

If Mansell can do it, 7 time champion can do it. I want to see him kick that cheating bastard Lewis into the dust. (And I hate Schumacher)

Todt FIA president.

You know what they say practice makes perfect.Lol

Lets hope he doesn't go to the extremes of Renault.