The Book of Genesis (as told by Hillary Clinton)?

When God, in Her infinite wisdom, created Woman, she made her with three breasts. It didn't take long for Eve to complain. "God," she beseeched, "you just have to do something. Not only is this uncomfortable, but it looks silly."

So God put Eve into a deep sleep and removed one of the breasts. When Eve awoke, she admired God's work and said, "Ahh, that is SO much better." Then, holding the third breast in her hand, Eve asked, "But what do we do with this useless boob?"

And thus, Man was created.