A day in a human's life?

This will be fun....

Announcer: Here we have the average human being who is awakened each day by a device which emits a pleasant, but loud sound. He stumbles out of bed, seems to get his balance and continue on to another portion of the home, where eliminations are performed. He then goes into another area where he takes a cup and pours some dark liquid into it from a waiting device.

Moving to another room, he plugs in and turns on what appears to be some kind of communication device, although he does not speak. He uses a handheld item and a set of keys to manipulate what appears on a communication screen. After a short amount of time, he returns to the place where he did eliminations and begins his hygiene process. Once the hygiene process is complete, he dons clothing, gets into a transportation vehicle and leaves his home. He appears to be going to another place about 10 miles distant where he engages in various activities and interacts with other people until late in the day.

At the end of the day he returns to his home, greets his mate and 4 legged creature, consumes food and drink. Sometimes he uses his communications devices and watches shows on a large viewscreen. After some time passes, he removes his clothing and gets into his bed.

Thank you for watching "A day in a Life" I'm Paul L. Good night.

I can see it waking up..

ITS AWAKE!

dear lord.. what's it doing? it seems to have some sort of device to attack its own teeth!

looks like a brush

-Several hours later-

-after seeing the human eat-

Humans aren't very hygienic are they?

Wake up, brush teeth, eat breakfast, go to school, come home, get on computer, take shower, go to bed

eat, ****, sleep. rinse and repeat.