What do you think of Mr Anderson + ESWF Presents : Rolling Dice?

Promo:

Oh how victory is/will be sweet. Tonight is my night finally. After years of going through crap on ESWF all of that will pay off as I am recognized as what I really am. The best in this industry. I mean it's pretty obvious that I'm the best, but that title is a symbol that everything I say is true. So you know what? After weeks and weeks of putting down each and every 1 of my opponents in my match for tonight, I feel it's time for something new. Instead of making fun of all the other 5 losers I have to face tonight, I am going to talk about The Pure World Title. What does that mean? Everything. At least everything to me. I'm not in this industry for respect. I'm not in this industry for any of you ungreatful fans. I'm not in this industry even to gain some wins. I am in this bussiness for 1 reason and 1 reason only! To be the very best! Not just in this industry. But in YWWA. In SPW. In YWSE. YWCW, DCW, even an e-fed that can be called ABCD KISS MY @SS! I don't care what fed it is once so ever, I want to be known as the absolute greatest to ever grace a wrestling ring. And to do that I need the world title. I need the highest of highs in where I am. And in ESWF if you want to be a somebody this title that will be defended in the main event tonight is just that! It is the highest of highs. The greatest of greats. The best of the best. It is the absolute grandest prize you can obtain and tonight I have the honor to be facing off against it. Tonight I fight 5 other men who want to be known as the same thing as I am. The greatest. But to do that we all need to try our hearts out to get the title. We don't give it everything you got for all you fans. Let's be honest, you don't even deserve anywhere near our best. But we do our best to become the greatest and to obtain the world title. If your not in wrestling for 1 of those 2 reasons then excuse my language but get the ***** out! This industry is not made for people who want to be celeberties, sign autographs, and use this career to get an easy boost in Hollywood. Sure I may be known as Mr. Hollywood but I do what was born to do! I stay in wrestling to kick @ss. When summer ends and some of your favorite wrestlers leave to go end their break and go shoot a movie, or take a rest to work on things at home you can always count on seeing me in this industry. 24/7 365 days a year! I will be doing this thing I like to call wrestling till the day that I die. Therefore I feel like not only do I deserve this Pure World Title, but I have rightfully earned it. I come out to every show to be the best when quite frankly I don't even want to be in the same city as all of you disgusting fans. I don't want to be in the same city with people that pander to you unworthy fans. It makes me absolutely sick! So tonight whether Armaggedon comes and I am locked in Hell in the form of a Cell, or whether Elimination is the game and the Chamber is the domain, no matter where I am in, no matter what the stipulations are, I will win! Not just for me, but for all you fans. So no longer will you have to mindlessly cheer for a man like Falcon. A man that hides behind a mask because he wheres a mask in his behaviors. When he panders to all of you disgusting fans he doesn't mean it. He is just saying that to get ahead in his career. Where as if I were your World Champ, you would have a man to be proud of. Parents you would have a champion you would want your kids to emulate. A man that tells the whole truth. The man who says how it really is and doesn't mind who he pi$$es off. That man is me. So ESWF I beg of you, make sure I win tonight. Not just for me, but for America. For the Fans. For the Children. I promise you kids iof I win the World Title I will buy you all brand new books for your classroom! I need to be World Champion. The economy will go up! Jobs will be opened! There will be people all throughout the country with jobs and things to be proud of. Everyone will be selling Psycho Dude T-Shirts, Psycho Dude DVD's, Merchandize, books, magazines. People will buy those, our economy will be right and it all wikll happen because tonight I become a champion that everyone can be and will be proud of. No man tonight stands a chance against me, and tonight is my night to shine. Say hello to Mr. Hollywood. Your new ESWF Pure World Champion. Believe the Psycho Dude.

1. Maxine

2. Undisputed Jericho

3. Shooting Stellar Press

4. Y2J The World Is Yours

5. Charlie Scene

6. Deadman 4 Life

7. Psycho Dude 99

Maxine

The Don

Shooting STELLAR Press

Y2J TWIY

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Deadman 4 Life

Golden Falcon

Promo:

Last week I did the unthinkable again. I beat The Dragon. Granted it was by count out but a victory is a victory. And this week I'm going to continue to show everyone why I am a living legend by defeating Charlie Scene and retain my ESWF Legends Championship. Now Charlie, I don't know what you did to get a title shot against me, but you will come up short. You are no where near as good as I am and you never will be. Now I don't know what a taipei death match or an exploding ring match is, but I'll do whatver I have to to keep my title in them. Then there is another match possibility, an inferno match. I would like nothing more then to set you on fire, but I am hoping that we get the last choice a Hell in a cell match. I thrive of cage matches, and if I get that match then I will end you.

As Mr. Kennedy, he was good, but he had a tendency to go more for high spots than just wrestle, which endangered his opponent. As Mr. Anderson, well, let's hope he doesn't do that anymore.

Match 1: Sandy

Match 2: Undisputed Jericho

Match 3: BeeRad

Match 4: Y2J TWIY

Match 5: CS

Match 6: ----------------

Main Event: PD

Promo:

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, to Rolling Dice! The unique PPV were the match stipulations are decided by pure luck! But although the match type will depend on the roulette, the winner will be decided by skill. And I intend to be that winner.

This match tonight is for the Undisputed Championship. There is no higher prize on this brand.The current champion, Dragon, has defended it and retained it on numerous occasions. But he has never defended it against me. He does not know what I am capable of, or what I will do to become the new champion. Dragon, one way or the other, your reign ends here, tonight.

The other two competitors are Rohit and Dark Emperor. Just last Inferno I had to face Rohit, and now I know everything I need to to take him down. That match was more than just a regular match Rohit. It was for me to test you abilities, to test your strengths and learn your weaknesses. And I will exploit what I have learned here tonight. As for Dark Emperor, I don't care whether your the king of the world or emperor of your own imaginary little land. You will not succeed tonight, and you will be taken down.

Our match can be a TLC, a Ladder, a Tables, or Extreme Rules. Personally, I don't care what it turns out to be. Because whether I have to climb a ladder to win, throw someone through a table, or get the pinfall - I will do it. There is nothing I won't do to become the champion. There is nothing that I will let stand in my way. And I'm going to show that tonight.

I don't have my own personal grudge or feud with any of the competitors in my match. And that works to my advantage. I won't waste time trying to take down my enemy. I can go after anyone, and defeat anyone I choose. There is no anger to cloud my thinking. My mind is clear and focused solely on winning, and becoming the new champion.

Be prepared to witness a side of me never before seen. Be prepared to witness history being made here tonight. Be prepared to watch me become the NEW UNDISPUTED CHAMPION.

(Promo holds no disrespect for anyone)

For the Pure World Championship, I gotta go through Golden Falcon, WBHF, Psycho Dude 99, Showtime and Broken Dream in a single night. Well, if Ric Flair can go through 27 wrestlers and last over an hour in the Royal Rumble 1992 to win the WWF World Championship then the Master of the Raging Storm can and will go through all these "competitors" to get to the Pure World Championship. Psycho Dude 99 I spit on you and your paltry efforts to defeat the Evil Shadow Smasher. You will be the first I am gunning for in this match. Whether it be an Elimination Chamber or Armaggedon, you will be the first one to be tossed aside and broken in half. Now onto Broken Dream. I will stain my hands with your blood in this match. You are dreaming if you think you can win this match. You have been on a worse losing streak than Jim Powers and I will make sure you will continue to lose because not only will I have broken your dreams but I will make you a broken man, too. Showtime? Well, the show's over! Time for you to take your final curtain call! Hahahaha!! Now The Boss of South Town moves onto the Champion Golden Falcon. The Paper Champion against the Man who has mastered the Wind Slice, Double Wind Slice, The Gale Slash, The Evil Shadow Smasher. You can not escape from death! You have held that title for too long without defending it against the best in the world. Now I crush you. Now you die!

WQ: Mr. Anderson is a pretty decent wrestler but I was not enthusiastic about his WWE gimmick. He takes the mic and announces to the crowd, "Ladies and gentlemen. I hail from GREEN BAY, Wisconsin. I am Meeester Kennnnnedy!" and then he inhales and says his last name once again, this time in a softer voice, "Kennedy." So his gimmick is playing the role of Michael Buffer. Although he was released by the WWE, I still think he can have a good wrestling career because he does have the right look.

Promo: Tonight is my first championship defense and at the looks of it, it maybe my last. I defend it against World's Biggest Hardy Fan, Psycho Dude 99, Showtime, Geese, and Broken Dream. All different levels of despise I hold for each of these superstars. Each levels of respect I hold for each one another. There are some superstars in this match that I hope on eliminating on my hand. Because for some reason I keep on being called a "Paper Champion." Does this mean that I have lowered the value of the Pure World Championship? Hmmm... If you are one that is reffering me as a Paper Champion please tell me what is the definition of a true champion. Is a champion someone who continuously gets shot at a certain and finally wins it? Is a champion a superstar who is a proud representative of their brand? Well there is a whole list of definitions of a champion. I think I am a true champion because I worked my way up to win this championship. I wasn't just given my chance at the world title like most of you in this match. I had to fight through some of the most gruesome and toughest superstars in ESWF. So the next time anyone tries to call me a Paper Champion.. Think of what I accomplished to get here. Now let me talk about my opponents.

First there is Showtime. Now he is a well deserving superstar at this championship. He is one brave fellow trying to take on the Main Event Mafia by himself. If I had to lose tonight, then I truly hope it would be you. Your traits and characteristics are the ones a champion should have. Courageous, Talented, Agile, Strong, and Smart.

Next there is Broken Dream. A former Legends champion. I dont hear much from you anymore but I think you still have what it takes to win the Pure World Championship. Besides, it is better to be quiet than to run your mouth all day.

Next there is Geese. Now he is one of the superstars I was referring to that called me a Paper Champion. Continue to call me that and you'll be flat as paper after tonight. You failed at winning the Undisputed Championship at Unforgiven and tonight the results will be identical. You will leave empty handed and unsuccessful.

Next there is Psycho Dude 99. Now I beat him a couple of weeks ago and he continues to run his mouth? Well it seems he is asking for a butt kicking tonight and will be glad to give it to him. You this Pure World Championship don't you? Well your not getting it as long as I am the Pure World Champion.

And last, World's Biigest Hardy Fan. Tonight is where we once again go to war. But this time.. No Mafia. You have no type of way to cheat tonight because both of these matches are No Disqualification. And after I bust you open tonight and pin you.. Then you will finally have to admit that I am not a Paper Champion and I am worthy of holding the Pure World Championship. And believe me I will win. The results will be the same as Unforgiven. The only differences are is that you will leave a bloody mess. So if I was you, call the paramedics because the Golden Falcon is ready to release his built up rage. And that goes for all my other opponents in this match. See you guys tonight.

I used to think Ken Anderson/Kennedy had infinite potential, but that was a lifetime ago. Now I just hope he stays away from a wrestling ring. Ever.

PROMO:

Ladder match, TLC match, X-Division match, Extreme Rules match... are you trying to take the p*ss? What is so wrong with a straight-up, normal one-on-one match, huh? Oh yeah, I forgot, we have to cater to the fanboys. Know what I think? The fact that these matches even exist only reflect the way this once-great sport has gone to the dogs. Tables and ladders and chairs and thumbtacks and fire and crap do not a good match make, but hey, I don't blame you people for thinking that, 'cause you know what? You're not even real wrestling fans! That's right; what you are, are morons with about a billion screws loose. You don't want wrestling, you want senseless violence, you want blood and guts spilled needlessly, you want people dying right in front of you for your own sick brand of entertainment. Disgusting, all of you. You should all be damn thankful I'm not running this show because if I were, not only would I turn you all out at the door, I'd send you all to the looney bin. True story.

But alas, life is unfair and I will unfortunately have to defend my title in such a second-rate manner. No matter, though. At Rolling Dice I will prove that it doesn't matter where, when, and how I defend my title--I am still the single greatest X-Division Champ in this company's history! No, scratch that--I am the ONLY X-Division CHAMP in this company's history!

Know why? Because for one, I am the only one in this division who actually knows how to wrestle. For another, I have done something with this belt that no other screwball that ever dared put it around his waist has ever done before. I have elevated this belt to almost MYTHICAL status! Nobody gave a crap about this belt before and now with me as champion, people--REAL people, REAL wrestling fans--spend what money they could have used for a night out clubbing or for their college tuition or for a pack of condoms for a ticket to see ME, Shooting STELLAR Press, carry this division on my back. No one else has done this before... and dare I say, no one else will after.

So, BeeRad, if you're listening, please listen now, and listen VERY well: WHEN--and I do mean WHEN--you lose tonight, and IF you consider yourself true championship material, accept defeat like a TRUE champ. You aren't ready to hold this championship yet, and unless you pack away your toys and grow up, burn your indy trunks and learn to become a real wrestler, you never will be.

You're welcome.

PROMO:

My beautiful championship... my beautiful piece of gold.. will be on the line against two nobodies! That shouldn't be hard at all! Actually it will be pretty funny watching these girls trying their hardest to do everything to beat me and take my championship away from. But it won't happen, not to mention that I... won't accept such a disgraceful thing.

Look at me! This championship suits me the best. After all, this championship simply jumped into my arms where she knows that she is save! She doesn't need as owner a Sandy or a Shame...z...

Oh well... girl you can fight back all you want in that match because the fact of the matter is that the only one who will still leave as the champion is me! I have nothing with any of you girls... I don't care about you girls... the only thing I care about is this championship around my waist and nothing and nobody will take it away from me.

As I said, you can hope, you can try and you can fight as long as you want because there can't be more than one winner and that one will be me no matter what I will have to do. No hard feelings girls... ha ha! It looks like the champion will leave with the championship once more....

Kendra I know you think you're big and all that but really, stop doing that! Did you ever heard yourself? It's so laughable, I can't stop! Pfff... I could laugh all the day long without stopping and you know why? Because you are a joke. A big one and I don't like jokes! The world is to serious to have such jokes like yourself in. Hmph... I wonder... oh nothing! You won't ever leave as the champion anyway! This championship doesn't suit you like it does me! It's just so perfect for me!

And Sandy, I didn't see you in action yet and I wonder what good will it be to see you, considering I don't even care about you. Whatever is all I have to say and as far as it goes I don't see neither of you two girls with this championship around her waist! Oh well, we'll wait and see what happens.

Enough said about you. You aren't worth my precious time.

Mr Anderson, no opinion yet, although having him debut after a year and a half on the shelf and beat a 6'8 350 pound "hardcore" monster was just ridiculous and not believable at all.

I was never a fan of "Mr Kennedy...Kennedy". An average in-ring performer very prone to costly mistakes (resulting in injuries to his opponents and to himself) because he kept trying to do the big "spots" rather than just wrestle a solid match. Got over on gimmick, "attitude", promos, and chewing bubble gum. Last person to do that was Roddy Piper. Ken Anderson is no Roddy Piper.

1. Maxine.

2. Undisputed Jericho.

3. Shooting Stellar Press.

4. Y2J TWIY.

5. Adrian Christ.

6. ----------------------------

ME: Psycho Dude 99.

PROMO:

Dammit, why don't you just put me in a straight-jacket, throw me in a cage, and give the entire roster tasers to use on me? Every time I turn around ANOTHER nobody walks in the door and gets a title shot against me! Dark Emperor? Who in the hell is Dark Emperor and who did he ever beat to be allowed into the same ring as ME?

Rohit? Beat him already. Deadman 4 Life? Beat him already. Dar-- What? What do you mean I haven't beaten Deadman 4 Life already. I've beaten everybody, his name has to be on that list. Go check it again and then come back and apologize to me for your mistake.

Gentlemen, I am the ESWF Undisputed Champion, not some dog to be thrown into a pack of mongrels to fight it out. I am THE Champion. YOU come to ME, one at a time, and take your best shot. ESWF management can't seem to get that through their thick skulls and they keep throwing more of you at me, groups at a time, and now in a match where I don't even know what TYPE of match it is. I've about had enough of that, and it's time I start making examples of the mongrels ESWF keeps throwing at me. And the list of possible match types certainly provides the weapons in which to do just that.

With the odds so stacked against me this time I can't guarantee I'll leave tonight still the Undisputed Champion, but what I can guarantee is somebody gets hurt. If I can't leave tonight with MY Title then I'll leave with somebody's blood.

Gentlemen, you have been warned...

I prefer Paul London. He's the better wrestler of the two and the slightly more daring high-flyer. Kendrick is a little more charismatic and better at promos, but I prefer in-ring abilities over promos, and London's just a little bit better. PROMO: HAHAHAHAHA!! You all thought The Dragon was done after being screwed out his Undisputed Championship. Silly people. You should have realized by now that The Dragon doesn't just tuck his tail behind his legs and slink away. I got screwed out of one title, nothing I can do about that at the moment. But I got THIS one now. And because The Dragon is the new Pure Champion the Pure Championship is now the most important championship in the world. So all you wannabes, pretenders, and would-bes, hit the gym, get yourselves in shape, and dream about the day you might get a shot at the Pure Championship and the Pure Champion himself, The Dragon. Oh, and Rohit...just because I have the Pure Championship now, don't think I have forgotten about you. The Undisputed Championship still belongs to me and I intend to get it back. HAHAHA! The Dragon, Pure Champion AND Undisputed Champion. I like the sound of that.

Promo:

"Aww Maxine sweetheart, "your" beautiful championship won't be yours after Rolling Dice, because my goal is to take that precious piece of gold home with me.. You see, this walking beauty right here will make history when I become the ESWF Starlet Champion.. And not only will the title look better with me than it it does with your or would do with Kendra WhatAShame, but I will give it the class and value that it doesn't have right now..

Moving on to the type of match, I honestly don't care which one it is, but I am worried about both of you girls, though..

1. Bra and Panties: I mean, for this one, I'd have to take either of you girl's clothes off, which is kind of scary and gross at the same time TBH, because the ESWF fans would have to see both of your bodies full of celullite; DISGUSTING..! It would be an embarrassment for either of you, though, but still..

2. Fulfill Your Fantasy Match: Same shiz as above.. Poor little Maxine and Shamer :(.. Hope I don't embarrass either of you too much..

3. Steel Cage: Now this one is a serious one.. If we get to have this type of match, I will prove I'm a tough b*tch that is scared of NOTHING..

Girls, I am not a noob to this business.. I know what this is all about and I won't give up this dream of being THE Starlet Champion.. I am not conceited at all, I'm just highly aware of my greatness, and I will walk out the champion.. Confident much..? Of course.. So Maxine, be ready to kiss goodbye the belt, because the second time the bell rings during our match will be the time for greatness to start..!"..

WQ: I'm a huge fan of Anderson.. When he was Mr. Kennedy in WWE, he was definitely under my Top 3.. Now I'm glad he's moved to another company.. I always saw a lot of potential in him, and injure prone my åss, that kid has talent and I'm happy for him..

This is it, Tonight is Rolling Dice. Tonight is not about the Main Even Mafia, tonight is about the Pure World Title. The Title that Rightfully belongs to me, the belt I never lost. I am going to come right out and say that I am hoping for an Elimination Chamber Match, that way The Paper Champion Golden Falcon has to get through me to defend rather than his usual running away and avoiding me. Golden Falcon, if you can pin me AND walk out with the belt around your waist then I will stop calling you what you really are a Paper Champion. You had better prepare for the fight of your life, 6 men walk in, there will be blood there may be tears but only one man will walk out with the belt and that person will be ME, WBHF! I have been in dog fights before, I have fought in the biiggest of matches and they all ended the very same, I will walk out victorious.

There are a couple of guys that I am wondering why they are even in this match in the first place, Show Time? Broken Dream? Geese? Geese, I thought I showed you where your place was already, I beat the living hell out of you merely 2 weeks ago, the I beat up on you again last week. Show Time, we go way back to the indies and I know every trick in your book, there is no way you could ever hold a candle to me. You, along with Geese and Psycho Dude, were destroyed at the hands of the Mafia. Tonight is going to be a LONG night for you. Broken Dream, what makes this guy think he deserves to be addressed by me? Why is he in this match? All 3 of you imps are going to feel the wrath of far superior World Biiggest Hardy Fan! None of you will be walking out with the belt.

Now, to the 2 guys that semi deserve to be in the same ring as I am. Psycho Dude, a very accomplished wrestler and owner, you are by far the toughest test that I will have to face in the ring tonight, especially if it is an Elimination Chamber. Now, to the Paper Champion himself, Golden Falcon. This man is in the back begging for the wheel to land on Armageddon in a Cell Match because that way he can try his very best to avoid me. If it is an Elimination Chamber, he will not only have to face me but he will have to find a way to eliminate me. You have never pinned me, you have never made me submit. He has never beaten a Champion but somehow he has carried that belt twice and just like the first time it is going to end with me pinning him. You never pinned Deadman 4 Life when he was champion and you still got the belt. You never pinned me when I was Champion, but somehow you got the belt. Now, part of me hopes that it does end up an Armageddon Hell in a Cell Match and so that someone like “Broken Dream” pins another joker like Geese to win the belt just so you understand my rage. When I step between those ropes tonight, it will all be about business. When I walk out of that ring, it will not be without the belt that rightfully belongs to me.

Now, I would like to address The Don and Shooting STELLAR Press. Tonight you represent the Main Event Mafia in your individual matches. Tonight, we are not fighting together but at the end of this day we are the Main Event Mafia and Failure is not an option. I expect nothing but the very best from both of you tonight. For The Don, you have Undisputed Jericho and I expect you to not only handle him easily but as the enforcer of the Mafia I expect you maim him! SSP, you have BeeRad. I have fought this guy numerous times throughout my career and I am positive that you can handle him. He may have his “Career Assistant” Brian to help him prepare for the match, but Brian has never faced you and cannot adequately tell him prepare for the match. You have the Mafia behind you, I know how to beat BeeRad. The AEON OF WBHF Is Upon us, When WBHF Speaks, You had better Listen

Votes

1: Maxine

2: The Don

3: SSP

4: TFP

5: CS

6: Dragon

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