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Will Jesus come before the Yosemite super volcano erupts?

If not we're in big trouble.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Jesus will show up on the Day of Judgment like everybody else :)

  • Revelations 23:45

    I looked up as the cataclysmic eruption shook the earth and lo and behold, our Lord Jesus Christ surfed upon a great wave of molten lava. The people watched in awe as he snapped his fingers and the wave of lava turned solid and stopped in it's tracks. He then slid down the rocky behemoth and removed a strange pitch black device which covered His eyes. And the Lord said: "Let there be free Buffalo wings for all." And there were free Buffalo wings for all. And it was the shiznit.

    Source(s): The Bible
  • 1 decade ago

    There's no way to know the real answer to that question, but I think you are correct that people along the west coast of Canada and the USA will indeed be in big trouble.

  • Karl P
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    How about the 'big one' underneath Yellow Stone National Park as well?? ;)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Only for those who choose Him. No big trouble for them. How about you?

  • 1 decade ago

    Noone knows.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    No, he has been dead for more than 2,000 years, and will not be coming back.

  • 1 decade ago

    We do not know when he will come back

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