I just paid $5000 for a purebred, pedigreed, HNPBA registered, 140 pound, Hog-nose Pitbull....?

Dutch, there is NO SUCH THING as a PUREBRED DOG! Duh. It's "Fully-blooded" not "Purebred". Anyone knows that! (except you I see.)

You won't get much out of him unless he is a fully-blooded dog! If you need any help, I'd be glad. Oh wait, you don't need a mentor, because only BYB's have them, right?

I dare you to put that as your picture for a day! :P

Ok Fallon.. true that Pits are not AKC dogs.. but AKC is not the "ultimate" registry.. there are alot of Crap registries.. but there is also the UKC, Canadian KC, some breed specific registries, and other reputable registries from other countries as well. Depends on what you mean by "register".. if you are talking registration papers, such as UKC.. the breeder should have registered the litter and given you the registration papers.. which would contain instructions and the amount that the registration fee is. There is no requirement to spay/neuter a dog for this type of registry. If you are talking about registering your dog with your local dog warden, then you are talking about your dog's licence. The cost varies.. ussually anywhere from $5-15. I have heard that some counties are putting restrictions on breeds like Pits... which may include a requirement to spay/neuter.

LOL, hilarious!

Too funny!

Well, since he's a Pigbull, maybe you could breed him(try around 5,000, he is THAT awesome!), join PETA, and say that THIS is the kind of animal you're killing when you eat pork.

And everybody would believe you!

Hm, looks like a Grey Nose, those are SUPER rare. Raise the fee up a couple thousand! Definitely some Gotti and Razor backed lines in there...I think I even see a little American Bully in him!

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Thanks for ruining our fun, Ms. Pomchi

Yes, that is most def a Red Hog-Nose. If he has RazorBack Gotti on the other side then he is actually a DOUBLE HOG DOG! Extremely rare. You can stud him for maybe $2500 a pop. I'm so jealous. Does your Hog Dog like to roll in the mud? My Hog-Nose b*tch does. I can barely keep her clean for shows. Any suggestions?

LMAO......PomChi, did you even look at the picture???

It has been a while since I have been here and I just popped in by chance and came upon your question. This is absolutely the best laugh I have had in a good while. Wish I could read some of your other questions but they are all private. You should do stand up. You could actually rent him out as a rodeo bull and make a killing. Keep up the good work.

Sad to see some people don't have a sense of humor.

Good joke!! Well, I hope the swine, pig, hammy pit bull with skinny legs produces some really hogs,,I mean, pups, sorry. :) LOL Make sure you charge extra to all the pretentious people that think they are an extension of their dog and their dog is "blue blood" royalty

OMG, I have a Blue nosed Hippo Pit Bull B tch and if we breed them together we could have Purple nosed Hybrid Pit Bulls. They'll be gorgous! How about $3,550!

Well for one thing he has boogers in his nose, and I did not know they were doing another sequel to the movie "Babe".

You got burned by the way! But maybe you can make your money back after you skin, and cook him. Just charge alot for a plate. And on the plates have this picture printed on it like they do coffee mugs so when they finish their meal they can see exactly what they ate!

Apart from the fact I spluttered coffee all over the keyboard...will be in search of cotton buds now....it was it was a welcome injection of humor into the dog section.

If that were my hogdog, I would be more concerned about someone putting him on a spit for dinner, than his breeding potential!

ROTF LMAO!

To funny! Hog nosed pit bull...I wonder what they will come up with next. I am so sick of morons trashing the true APBT and creating all these mega moster mutts lol.

Thanks for the laugh!

Hmmm, maybe you find a mate for him with some Duck Feet - line in it? That would look pretty handsome too... :-)