I you had one minute with the President what would you say?

I'd ask - Where do you get your weed?

I would ask him to start acting more like George Bush. Insist that his word was law and get it pushed through Congress in spite of any opposition from the minority party or turncoat members of his party. He has left too much in the last year to bipartisanship when the other side has staunchly refused to support anything he proposes because he wouldn't do it their way.

I certainly wouldn't waste it showing him an anti-choice video that wouldn't change his mind any more than Tim Tebow's will during the Super Bowl.

Let the thumbs down begin!

I would start by asking him to please not talk for the rest of the minute. And then I would tell him that he needs to start listening to the people, and that he is not doing the best thing for the country. He and I would likely get into a shouting match which would end with the secret service dragging me out, while he spouts about everything that he is 'going to do' for the country.

I would tell him he's woefully under qualified and unwilling to do the job I'd like to see a President do. That is, simply defend the Constitution. I'd ask him why he and Michelle are such supporters of the CFR, which is openly hostile to our sovereignty. I'd remind him torture is illegal, immoral, and ineffective. I'd remind him Afghanistan is known as 'the place where empires come to die'. I'd remind him the Symington Amendment makes aid to Israel illegal. Is my minute up yet?

Seriously, sir, I will punch Michele Bachmann in the ovaries for you. It would be an honour, sir. Pow! Right in the baby-maker! Just like that.

No more deficits! Swindling future generations has to stop.

I wouldn't give the president a minute of my time.

He would probably interrupt me once I started in on his policies because he can't handle the truth or any sort of criticism.

I would yield my minute to someone who gives a shite about this moron.

Whatever he said to me would be a lie, and whatever I said to him would go unheard.....unless he saw a way to make money off of it.

Please stand still Mr. President I am not sure I can urinate for the entire minute but I will give it my best shot.