Siesta Key, why do your hotels suck so bad? Anyone?

Okay, I'm really wanting to go to a Florida beach this summer for vacation! I have looked all over the place, tripadvisor, yahoo travel, google, everywhere. I cannot find a good place to stay. All of the hotels/condos/etc seem to have sub-standard decor. The rooms all look like they came out of the 80's.

We really want to stay in Siesta Key. I've heard that their beaches are the best in Florida, and possibly even best in the states.

Can you help me? Do you know any places that you have loved to stay? At this point, I'd even take any hotel in Florida that you loved.

Our hopes:

On the beach, needs to be a 2 bdrm suite, with pool