Why did Charles Dawkins kill off all the dinosaurs?

Who's Charles Dawkins?

You either mean Charles Darwin or Richard Dawkings, lol.

Pffffft. M, everyone knows Charles Dawkins is the love child of Charles Darwin and Richard Dawkins. Much like Marilyn Manson is the love child of Alice Cooper and King Diamond.

I heard they all died from eating too many fatty foods, not enough exercise and smoking. So unless Charles Dawkins owned the world's first fast food franchise that gave away entire cartons of cigarettes and Lazy Boy chairs in jumbo sizes with a built in ashtray, I think it was their own damn fault they died off.

Actually, I'm probably really thinking of American trailer trash instead of dinosaurs. I get the two confused sometimes, you know.

Evolution was taking too slow so he took matters in his own hands... and an AK-47.

Once mammals have shattered the chains of oppression and shackles of slavery, and overthrew their reptilian overlords, the future of mammalkind was secure!

Because the chicken wanted to go under the road.

im sorry i dont know a Dawkins, and i dont beleive he was alive 65 million years ago...

Did he? I thought an asteroid killed them, but nothing has been hundred per cent proven on what happened to them..

you get hungry thinking...

he was hungry.

mmm dinoburger.