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farts smell really bad?
My farts smell really bad. My girlfriend hates them, they make her almost physically vomit. It annoys me that she doesn't like the smell and makes such a big deal about smelling them. Shall I dump her?
I'm not trying to reduce the smell of my farts as I enjoy the smell. I was just wondering what I could do about her.
4 Answers
- Gregory HouseLv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
Nothing you can do can reduce the smell of your farts.
The smell is caused by the bacteria lurking in your bowels, and has very little to do with the food that you eat, as it has been processed so much.
Your poo only sells due to dead bacteria.
So, if she really hates them, and you are immature enough to even contemplate dumping her over the smell of your farts, then yes, dump her.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Eat less dairy products.(:
- Anonymous1 decade ago
hold them in lol