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How do you test a woman for virginity?

Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.

His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit; a small

can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."

Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"

The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other

ball blue. If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see," you hit her with the shovel.'

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  • leah j
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    Ha, ha, very funny....but did you know that in real life, that in the 1600's and 1700's, that when a women wanted to trick her husband into thinking she was a Virgin, she would take a vial of chicken blood with her when they were going to have sex, and afterward, (usually when the dude feel fast asleep, from all the "exercise") she would pop the vial open and sprinkle it on the sheets underneath her ***....and that children is your history lesson for the day!

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