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You should convert to Christianity because...?

YOU CAN GIVE A CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG A CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZnmTiqEikg

**this is a joke. I'm Christian, but I'm going to call a fail on this one**

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    The Atheist hug can be from any direction. :P

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    jesus will do nothing for you, pray and nothing will happen....homos are evil....you will learn about how millions were slaughtered in the name of the "super-god" and....oh yea how could I forget, get judged when you walk into a church. BUT AT LEAST YOU GET TO LOOK FOREWARD TO DEATH!!!!!!!! god....christians are worse than emo kids

    Source(s): exposingchristianity.com
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Are they afraid of chest contact with boobies? Are boobies instruments of Satan?

    So sad...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Fireball doesn't have a functioning brain

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  • 1 decade ago

    God bless you ...blastphmey isnt good....dont joke like that stupid!

  • 1 decade ago

    You are an idiot (not to you, it's to answer your question)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    YOU CAN LIVE FOREVER WITH GOD!!!

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