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Where do you hunt moose?
Two hunters from Cleveland hired a bush pilot to fly them in to Canada for the moose hunt. They bagged four.
As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can only take two moose.
The two hunters objected strongly, stating, "Last year we shot four moose, and the pilot let us put them all on board, and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all four were loaded.
Unfortunately, even at full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and crashed a few minutes after takeoff.
Climbing out of the wreck, Stanisilaw asked Wladek, "Any idea where we are?"
Wladek replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
14 Answers
- Anonymous5 years ago
First of all, it'd take a long time for the Moose population to become endangered, unless there was some outbreak of disease that spread quickly through the population. They are listed as "Least Concern". I'm also not going to go out and hunt Moose just because Palin does. I have better things to do with my life than emulate some politician. If you really are a PETA activist, you should be more offended by what some of your fellow PETA members have done. I was previously unaware that throwing the helpless dogs and cats that you've just bashed in the head in a dumpster constituted "Ethical Treatment". At least Sarah Palin isn't going to be tried for killing rescued animals that were in her care. I've done 1,000 times more good in my time as a Veterinary Technician than you could ever hope to. While I was helping animals in need, you were busy breaking the law and whining about being "offended" by the actions of others. Grow the hell up.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
They should have cut the moose up in smaller pieces.
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- 1 decade ago
ouch ! sounds like something homer simpson and obama might have been involved in...ha ha !!!....over loading and not listening to those who know .
- Jack RabbitLv 61 decade ago
* yuk * yuk * yuk * ... good one. :o)
Bunnies do not hunt moose ...
we make the moose come to us, with our hare-brained mental powers.
I hope you have a "moose marvelous" day!
- SavvySueLv 71 decade ago
Ok, thanks. I will keep that in mind for my next trek to Alaska for a moose hunt. =)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Ha ha ha lol
- ?Lv 61 decade ago
Hu hu hu hu ha ha ha ha!(introductory sinister laugh)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!(lol from this joke).
Source(s): My brain, it processed this joke for me. - Anonymous1 decade ago
good one
