What is funny definition of consciousness ............?

Consciousness--------- The annoying time between naps.

......slip in and out of it to order another drink.

If Void Equals Infinity

Then Light (plasma) could be viewed

As >Nothingness< having a "Dream"

Consciousness could be a dream

of the void

Stars could be scabs in the fabric of dark energy

oozing out plasma as blood from silent veins

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not too funny?

the gods are laughing!

Consciousness, baby, is the light brought to a dark room when I walk in it. It's the feeling others get when their tuned in. Truly zoned in. to my presense. It's easy. You can do it too. I believe we are all inspirations waiting to happen.

Consciousness is when an apple falls on your head from an apple tree saying "Hey! Wake up!".

1) The thing which hurts when everything else feels good.

2) Conscience is the inner voice warning us that someone may be looking.

H.L. Mencken

One, that only works when pitiable human wants to do something real joyful & most of the time is successful in spoiling it too.

The last one about a born loser is very funny ha ha ha !!

That which goes 'ouch!' when one sits on a tack on a couch.

consciousness is life's metaphor.

where life is not what is seems,,,, isn't that funny? lol

Being aware of nothing.