One morning you realize you've passed away and the devil looks like Paris Hilton and?

While Paris is hardly a role model for anything I think you are being a bit harsh on her.

Ecc 9:3 This is an evil among all things that are done under the sun, that there is one event unto all: yea, also the heart of the sons of men is full of evil, and madness is in their heart while they live, and after that they go to the dead.

Ecc 9:4 For to him that is joined to all the living there is hope: for a living dog is better than a dead lion.

Ecc 9:5 For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten.

Ecc 9:6 Also their love, and their hatred, and their envy, is now perished; neither have they any more a portion for ever in any thing that is done under the sun.

Ecc 9:10 Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might; for there is no work, nor device, nor knowledge, nor wisdom, in the grave, whither thou goest.

The devil is an insurance agent-he will promise you the earth until you sign in.

I prefer the old guy in puma sandals any day.

Well hate to break it to you bud, but when paris hilton turns into this before your eyes:

http://imway2fat.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fat-m...

I'd bet you be screaming to get out of there.

i would ask hilton to hold my rod

Nah. She's hott.

i'd let her take me.

my punishment would be that she isn't very attractive... :-(