Hey cons, how can I get some of that global cooling?

Giant earth orbiting space freezer?

I know! If only we had listened to Al Gore, we could have avoided this drought!

Er wait.. it looks like global warming once against doesn't live up to it's predictions. Kind of like the fact that we've been COOLING for more than a decade.

In short.. if you want some global cooling, open your door and step outside.

Scientists agree that we are in a state of a mini ice age but with every gradual decline or incline in the earth's temperature there is always some fluctuation or temperature hot/cold spike that occurs. We have been experiencing a warm spike in the earth's gradual temperature decline.

Gosh, might it be that it's Springtime? Could it be El Nino? Or maybe it's because during "Earth Hour," I turned every electric appliance that I owned. Gee, I thought when we spoke of global cooling during the blizzards, you people claimed that the snow had nothing to do with climate? Which is it? Try to get your story straight.

Take your iPod earbuds out and left the air flow freely from ear to ear. You'll feel cooler in no time...

...you may not realize it but the global warming hoax has been revealed and intelligent people are not buying the hype anymore

Just hitch a ride on Mr. Roger's train.

Go to the Artic...and stay there.

This is an El Nino year, dummy. Weather conditions are exactly as expected.

Come over here and I'll cool ya off, BigD

you should have been where i live for the last year!

Just turn your mom's computer off, and take your pasty white self outside.