Are these words of wisdom?

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1 - Do not worry about what people thinks - that doesn't happen too often to them
2 - To have a clean conscience is to have a bad memory.
3 - It isn't important to win. Important is to make the other guy to lose.
4 - I am not completely worthless, I can serve as a negative example, at least.
5 - To err is human. But more human is to blame another person.
6 - I don't suffer of insanity, I enjoy it every moment.
7 - The intelligence chases me, but I am quicker.
8 - There is really a better word, but damned expensive.
9 - The alcohol kills slowly. It doesn't matter at all; are you in hurry?
10 - There are two magic words that open a lot of doors: push and pull.
11 - To conquer a woman and not to boast with it to your friends is as if you secretly swam across the immensity of the Pacific ocean.
12 - The most important thing is not to have knowledge, but to have the telephone number of the guy who knows.
13 - Run away from temptations, but slowly, to help them to catch you.
14 - Any man need a woman, because there is a heap of things you cannot blame the government about.
15 - To study means that you doubt about the intelligence of your work fellows.
16 - It is perfect to leave the booze, but it is a disaster to forget where you left it.
17 - Psychiatrists say that one person from four has mental disabilities. If you are together with other three friends and don't notice anything weird, do not think about that.
18 - If you have to choose from two evils, select the one you never tried before.
19 - In order to achieve your goals you need be a dreamer. So, don' waste the time, leave the work aside and go to bed.
20 - Every fifth human is a Chinese and we are five in our family - so someone is Chinese. Maybe father or mother, maybe my elder brother, George, or my baby brother, Ho-Xiao Pen. I suspect it must be George.
21 - Do not buy anything that has a handle or a tang. One day you should work with them.
22 - If you are able to smile when something goes wrong, it means that you already found an idiot as a scape goat.
23 - Do not drink while driving! You may hit something and waste the booze.
24 - If a little bird whisper something to your ear, you precisely are out of your minds. Little birds do not speak.
25 - It is said that swimming is ideal for keeping your slimness. That is said by those who never saw a whale. 
26 - Friends are those persons who love you despite the fact that they know you well.

Irony Man · Accepted Answer

LOL :D
These are jokes of wisdom ;-p

Thanks for the laugh :D

grey_worms · Answer

01 seams taken out of context
02 twisted true but there are better ways of coming to terms with out mistakes 
03 don't like this one feels we should focus more on our success then our competitions failure
04 super negative down right bad attitude almost funny but it's not it is just sad
05 says something about our culture if you would right this
06 likes this one
07 don't like this personification
08 don't understand this one feels we're missing something
09 pure folly
10 funny 
11 the word conquer takes the good intention and wrecks it
12 wouldn't phrase it like that don't need the knowledge as long as we know how to acquire the knowledge when we need it
13 bad humor
14 sigh again tiring to pass the blame 
15 no this one is pure folly
16 don't believe in perfection but yeah this seams sound
17 not very nice
18 like a bad crack at democracy
19 again pure folly
20 again pure folly
21 again pure folly
22 again tiring to pass the blame 
23 again pure folly
24 have know quite a few little birds that could talk "polly wants a cracker" comes to mind
25 again pure folly
26 there is some of that


over all these are very negative... almost demented... funny if your into that sick humor...

? · Answer

Assalamu alaikum i imagine those words are understanding words I do trust you because (a million)i dp believe that persistence with kinfolk skill love with all kin (2)persistence with others skill appreciate others and (3)(persistence with self skill self esteem (4)we ought to continually imagine complicated about the previous because it brings us tears (5) we ought to continually no longer imagine extra about the destiny because it truly is going to carry us concern and (6)we ought to continually stay this second with a grin because it truly is going to carry us cheers. I do trust you that each try of Allah in our existence will make us bitter/unhappy or more advantageous/happy each difficulty includes make us solidarity or spoil us In our lives we ought to continually confirm a decision no matter if we can change right into a sufferer or a winner or triumphant we ought to continually search for for a acceptable heart (inner beatuy which will stay longer),no longer a acceptable face which contained in the destiny will extinguish acceptable issues aren't to any extent further continually good yet good issues are quite continually acceptable thanks lots ought to Allah bless us all

Anonymous · Answer

I've found really instances of wisdom in all those statements. They could have been said by Oscar Wilde - I don't know if they were - but he used to say witty things like that all the time.

Anonymous · Answer

words are just words... they can be said but then vanish into thin air. what matters more is what you DO and how you lead your life... 

the wife beater says he is sorry, but then beats his wife again... is he to be believed the next time he says sorry?? i think not. 

words are said without any basis in reality... people lie and distort things.

? · Answer

You have some very good witticisms here Laurenti. I enjoyed a morning laugh, thanks.

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