Laurentiu

Life is an endless battle for surviving. I wonder what motivates you not to give up and stand firmly on front line even if the odds are against you - as so often happens. Is it the will? Faith? Hope? The warrior's spirit? Stubbornness? Irresponsibility? Or what?

1 - Men are like wine. At first, they are just grapes and depend on women to be squeezed out of all the scum and transformed in something acceptable for a romantic dinner.

2 - Everybody wants your good. Do not let them take it.

3 - Who said men are not courageous? See how many get married ...

4 - A woman shapes a man from a son in 20 years, while another woman fools him in 20 seconds.

5 - Stupidity is infinitely more fascinating than intelligence. Intelligence has its own limits, stupidity has none.

6 - Love is blind but marriage gives back your sight.

7 - Women are cleverer than men. Just think a little, their best friends are diamonds, while man's best friend is dog

8 - Sex is the price paid by women for marriage; marriage is the price paid by men for sex.

9 - A woman can keep a secret only: her age.

10 - Don't try to be right, be clever.

11 - If you want your wife to listen to you, speak to another woman. She will be only ears.

12 - Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The less it remains, the quicker it ends.

13 - Women and clothes should be chosen at daylight only.

14 - Women are like translations. The best ones are not trustworthy, the trustworthy are not good.

15 - My great grandmother was a tough lady. She buried three husbands, although two of them were just dozing.

16 - Only good girls keep a diary. The bad ones have no time.

17 - A wife is that person who stand on your side to help you solving the big troubles which you would never have if she weren't around.

18 - No matter what extraordinary achievements a man can have - create a masterpiece, defend alone the enemy or save the planet - for his wife he will always remain the same witless, pointless nerd.

19 - Cheating the others is great. Not so great when others cheat you.

20 - But life is wonderful sometimes, isn't it?

1 - Men are like wine. At first, they are just grapes and depends on women to be squeezed out of all the scum and transformed in something acceptable for the dinner.

2 - Everybody wants your good. Do not let them take it!

3 - Who said men are not courageous? See how many get married ...

4 - A woman shapes a man from a son in 20 years, while another one makes fools him in 20 seconds.

5 - Stupidity is infinitely more fascinating than intelligence. Intelligence has its limits, while stupidity hasn't.

6 - Love is blind, but marriage gives back your sight

7 - Women are cleverer than men. Just think, their best friends are diamonds; man's best friend is dog.

8 - Sex is the price paid by women for marriage; marriage is the price paid by men for sex

9 - A woman keen keep a secret only: her age.

10 - Don't try to be right, be clever

11 - Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The less it remains, the quicker it ends.

12 - If you want your wife to listen to you, speak to another woman. She will be only ears.

13 - Women and clothes should be chosen only by daylight.

14 - Women are like translation. The best ones are not trustworthy, the trustworthy ones are not good.

15 - My grandmother was a tough lady. She buried three husbands, although two of them were just dozing.

16 - Only good girls keep a diary. The bad ones have no time.

17 - A wife is that person who stays on your side to help you solving the big troubles which you would never have if she wasn't around.

18 - Cheating the others is great. Not so great when others cheat you.

19 - No matter what extraordinary things a man can do - writes a masterpiece of philosophy or save the planet - for his wife he will always remain the same witless, pointless nerd.

20 - But life is beautiful, isn't it?

1 - Do not worry about what people thinks - that doesn't happen too often to them

2 - To have a clean conscience is to have a bad memory.

3 - It isn't important to win. Important is to make the other guy to lose.

4 - I am not completely worthless, I can serve as a negative example, at least.

5 - To err is human. But more human is to blame another person.

6 - I don't suffer of insanity, I enjoy it every moment.

7 - The intelligence chases me, but I am quicker.

8 - There is really a better word, but damned expensive.

9 - The alcohol kills slowly. It doesn't matter at all; are you in hurry?

10 - There are two magic words that open a lot of doors: push and pull.

11 - To conquer a woman and not to boast with it to your friends is as if you secretly swam across the immensity of the Pacific ocean.

12 - The most important thing is not to have knowledge, but to have the telephone number of the guy who knows.

13 - Run away from temptations, but slowly, to help them to catch you.

14 - Any man need a woman, because there is a heap of things you cannot blame the government about.

15 - To study means that you doubt about the intelligence of your work fellows.

16 - It is perfect to leave the booze, but it is a disaster to forget where you left it.

17 - Psychiatrists say that one person from four has mental disabilities. If you are together with other three friends and don't notice anything weird, do not think about that.

18 - If you have to choose from two evils, select the one you never tried before.

19 - In order to achieve your goals you need be a dreamer. So, don' waste the time, leave the work aside and go to bed.

20 - Every fifth human is a Chinese and we are five in our family - so someone is Chinese. Maybe father or mother, maybe my elder brother, George, or my baby brother, Ho-Xiao Pen. I suspect it must be George.

21 - Do not buy anything that has a handle or a tang. One day you should work with them.

22 - If you are able to smile when something goes wrong, it means that you already found an idiot as a scape goat.

23 - Do not drink while driving! You may hit something and waste the booze.

24 - If a little bird whisper something to your ear, you precisely are out of your minds. Little birds do not speak.

25 - It is said that swimming is ideal for keeping your slimness. That is said by those who never saw a whale.

26 - Friends are those persons who love you despite the fact that they know you well.

yet his thoughts are ten millions and more.

agree?

we have to do, what do they teach us?

did Diogenes find the Man he was looking for with a lantern in broad daylight?

no thumb down, please. all answers are intelligent and interesting

bless you all

asteroids?

global warming?

pollution?

wars?

stupidity?

or anything else?