Is it right, cogito ergo sum?

1 - Men are like wine. At first, they are just grapes and depend on women to be squeezed out of all the scum and transformed in something acceptable for a romantic dinner.

2 - Everybody wants your good. Do not let them take it.

3 - Who said men are not courageous? See how many get married ...

4 - A woman shapes a man from a son in 20 years, while another woman fools him in 20 seconds.

5 - Stupidity is infinitely more fascinating than intelligence. Intelligence has its own limits, stupidity has none.

6 - Love is blind but marriage gives back your sight.

7 - Women are cleverer than men. Just think a little, their best friends are diamonds, while man's best friend is dog

8 - Sex is the price paid by women for marriage; marriage is the price paid by men for sex.

9 - A woman can keep a secret only: her age.

10 - Don't try to be right, be clever.

11 - If you want your wife to listen to you, speak to another woman. She will be only ears.

12 - Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The less it remains, the quicker it ends.

13 - Women and clothes should be chosen at daylight only.

14 - Women are like translations. The best ones are not trustworthy, the trustworthy are not good.

15 - My great grandmother was a tough lady. She buried three husbands, although two of them were just dozing.

16 - Only good girls keep a diary. The bad ones have no time.

17 - A wife is that person who stand on your side to help you solving the big troubles which you would never have if she weren't around.

18 - No matter what extraordinary achievements a man can have - create a masterpiece, defend alone the enemy or save the planet - for his wife he will always remain the same witless, pointless nerd.

19 - Cheating the others is great. Not so great when others cheat you.

20 - But life is wonderful sometimes, isn't it?