Is it right, cogito, erogo sum?

1 - Men are like wine. At first, they are just grapes and depends on women to be squeezed out of all the scum and transformed in something acceptable for the dinner.

2 - Everybody wants your good. Do not let them take it!

3 - Who said men are not courageous? See how many get married ...

4 - A woman shapes a man from a son in 20 years, while another one makes fools him in 20 seconds.

5 - Stupidity is infinitely more fascinating than intelligence. Intelligence has its limits, while stupidity hasn't.

6 - Love is blind, but marriage gives back your sight

7 - Women are cleverer than men. Just think, their best friends are diamonds; man's best friend is dog.

8 - Sex is the price paid by women for marriage; marriage is the price paid by men for sex

9 - A woman keen keep a secret only: her age.

10 - Don't try to be right, be clever

11 - Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The less it remains, the quicker it ends.

12 - If you want your wife to listen to you, speak to another woman. She will be only ears.

13 - Women and clothes should be chosen only by daylight.

14 - Women are like translation. The best ones are not trustworthy, the trustworthy ones are not good.

15 - My grandmother was a tough lady. She buried three husbands, although two of them were just dozing.

16 - Only good girls keep a diary. The bad ones have no time.

17 - A wife is that person who stays on your side to help you solving the big troubles which you would never have if she wasn't around.

18 - Cheating the others is great. Not so great when others cheat you.

19 - No matter what extraordinary things a man can do - writes a masterpiece of philosophy or save the planet - for his wife he will always remain the same witless, pointless nerd.

20 - But life is beautiful, isn't it?