What has been the funniest thing you"ve seen or heard at an AFL game ?

Great question, interested to see other people's answers. For me, the funniest thing (without a doubt) is when Michael O'Loughlin kicked the goal against WCE in the last quarter and rubbed it in to fat guy in the West Coast cheersquad

Without a doubt when Collingwood seconds player John Bourke decked the ump and then jumped the fence and chased a supporter that was giving him heavy lip.

If you can find it on the net do yourselves a treat and have a huge laugh.

I think he got 10 weeks and I don't think he played again. Not sure on this detail.

Actually, only a few minutes ago! I'm listening to the ABC commentary of the Freo v Weagles match online - I don't know who's who, but one of them is appalling. He's one of those commentators who pronounces Sandilands as "Sandy lands", finished a summary of the Pies v Blues match by saying Carlton "obviously didn't have too many shots" (despite scoring 102 points!), and keeps referring to players being "collided into".

Send the dumb bastard back to school, he's hopeless.

The poor guy from the Adelaide Crows running full pelt into the goal post last week - it was a cracker!

Worthy of viewing again & again, especially because he is O.K. - only his pride hurt!

The funniest thing I've ever seen is cry baby "Pants On Fire" Mick Malthouse, blubbering & sooking, out on the MCG, after the Pies lost a GF match.

I still crack up when I see the replay.

Hilarious!

A fan yelled out asking Phil Matera what he was going to do when he grew up.

the funniest thing ive heard crows best forward line ever and to make the top 4

hilarious

well i was at this game pies and brisbane ( i support pies) one feral collingwood supporter was yelling at a brisbane player he was like "you f*cking pygmy c*nt get a real f*cking job, your so short my 12 year old son is taller than you, you f*cking pygmy C*nt your so short you should be a ticket inspector" did not make sense but it was funny i couldnt stop laughing then the security came and told him to shutup.