While In Navy Bootcamp....?

Here's an article on surviving boot camp that might help you.

http://usmilitary.about.com/od/navyjoin/l/aanavyba...

Your girl friend just got hooked by the oldest military lie. When she was enlisting and promised a certain job, she failed to read the fine print, "if available" at the time of graduation from basic. Also top candidates are chosen out of 100's promised the same job. She should have gotten a civilian lawyer to go over her enlistment papers which is a "legal contract". Now for getting out. Boo Hoooing about the unpromised job will never work. Poor little dumb girl fell for the fast talking recruiter, his lies, and he or she looked good in their class A uniforms. So her hormones kicked in and to be all you can be, because you will do all you can in the job we select for you. Now the only thing possible is for her to file for a hard-ship discharge, because the baby needs her at home due to father or parents wanting to dump the child.(So she can lie too, didn't the Navy), Proclaim she is a lesbo and can't tolerate holding back her sexual needs when she sees all the girls in the shower room, The baby was a need for a companion not a husband or boyfriend, just a sperm donor.Kiss the Navy training officer after completing a planned event or course. If a woman Naval officer enlisted her, tell them she said their was a lot of Lesbo's wanting a good woman more than a good man sexually. Confess your homo habits to the Chaplin.

Learn how to fold clothes.

Learn how to strip, wash, wax, and buff a deck (three times a day).

Practice your saluting.

Practice staying awake.

Learn your 11 General Orders of a Sentry.

Learn to distinguish the clover insignia of a Lt. Commander (gold) and a Commander (silver).

Learn how to eat really fast (you'll be bolting down your food like a starving wolf in no time).

Gotta know the 11 General Orders word-for-word: Close enough isn't close enough. You will also need to know the chain of command, all the way up to the President.