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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    A wood chuck would chuck as much as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood......:-D

    EDIT: HA HA HA...I love Chuck Norris jokes..lmao!

  • 1 decade ago

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    None. No-one could Chuck Norris. Only Chuck Norris

  • fred35
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Don't waste peoples time sonny.

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  • 1 decade ago

    woodchucks don't chuck wood. DUH!

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