So I am a bit confused...?

Sirius is with James.

Hermione is with Severus.

Mrs. Norris is with Crookshanks.

Ron is with Luna.

Harry is with Cho.

Seamus is with Ginny.

Dean is with the Giant squid.

Dumbledore...I believe he's with Hagrid.

Everyone is going out with everyone. It's my understanding that Harry is married to Ginny but cheating on her with Ron. I personally have recently discovered my love for Hermione Granger with the help from my fellow students, but she says that she is with Seamus although she does like the song that I sang about how I could be falling in love with her. And don't even bother making sense of everyone Sirius is with. Only he can tell you about that.

ron and I are going out with harry, but I also like draco when i feel like it. Sirius is a pedophile, Lily potter is engaged to Snape, but she thinks she might still love James, and albus and snape and going out and so are ablbus and voldy. THE END. (for now...)*mysterious music in the background*

I was with Dumbledore, who had my ring.

Then he broke it!

Now, Snape is showing interest, and Bellatrix has feelings for me and for Harry.

It is so confusing.

Harry Potter killed my Basilisk, Pookie, in the chamber of secrets; but I still have my snake, Nagini, at least!

What really makes me sad? Crabbe destroyed my tiara, and nobody wants my cupcakes! *cries*

I think I summed it all up for you Mr Weasley

I'm a bit confused about that hole in your head, can't St Mungos do anything about it?

Maybe you can just sue Severus Snape

Sirius is experimenting

I'm worried but I think he may have inappropriate feelings for my son.If you could please distract him for a little while, he might forget about Harry

You should date Hagrid, I hear he's feeling a little lonely.

I'M SINGLE AND STAYING THAT WAY!

@ Evil Dumbledore: PROTEGO *runs away* creep....

@ George: Don't pull me into this mess!

Well i'm married to Rodolphus Lestrange, but i'm in love with Voldy. I hope he knew it :'(

Oh, and Snape just told me he loved me, so maybe i'll go out with him if he asks :D

@voldy: give me that d*mn cupcake!

I don't even know Who is My Mom ... Who is My Dad....

How Many Mom's I have (+ male moms)

How Many Dads I Have ...

*walks out in the rain while crying*

Bob is a necessary marriage