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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Why doesn't the Bible start out with "Once upon a time..."?

After all it is a fairy tale.

Update:

Fireball, you're correct. I am a slave of Satan and as such can't help myself.

OTH, I just might be an informed realist who doesn't believe in magic.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    That and the disclaimer about "bearing no resemblance to real characters alive or dead" were removed somewhere along the line.

  • 1 decade ago

    Because the people who wrote it knew that it WASN'T a fairy tale. That's why it starts "In the beginning..."

    Of course, it's mostly metaphorically speaking, but that doesn't make it a fairy tale.

    Source(s): non-religious, spiritual Christian
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Anyone notice how much more cranky Fireball has been?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    They were pioneering in non-lame book openings.

    I mean, IN THE BEGINNING, it's a pretty grand and epic opening, no?

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Because that was added first in Brother's Grimm I believe :/

    Source(s): Correct me if I'm wrong please :x
  • 1 decade ago

    For the same reason that it doesn`t end in `...and they all lived happily ever after`

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It does in "Ye Olde" English..."In the beginning"

  • brb
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    i believe that phrase was lost in the translations.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I thought it started out with "A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away".

  • 1 decade ago

    It does, it just uses "In the beginning..." instead, but it's the same principle.

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