if a midget rudely kicks u, wat would u do?

Walk into them and knock them down. "whoops! I thought I felt something hit me but I didn't see you"

As opposed to politely kicking me?

I would give the person the benefit of the doubt, assume it was unintentional, say "excuse me", and walk away without causing an uproar.

Step on it!

Nah, just show he or she that you are not afraid and make them feel weak by staring down and laughing. Its called being a *****. go see my mom.

kick it like a football

Knee them in the nose, and claim it was a reflex reaction!

punt it off a bridge

u know what u gotta do.

give that ***** the pipes

fart in their face!