What would be in Little Red Riding Hood's basket in a porno?

A dildo, probably.

Or, just as likely, her lunch. She eats it, gets sleepy, takes a nap and fantasizes about another hot girl or man, depending on how you like your porn.

Little Red Riding Hood Porno

Lube. I assume this came after laughing your butts off at "Grandma, what a big, throbbing [use your imagination] you have"?

Grapes, wine, apples, cheese, crackers, cigarettes (healthy ones), wooden matches, beeswax candles, handcuffs, handcuff key, two leather shoelaces, small pen knife, wool blanket, bug spray, small first aid kit (safety at all times) and a couple of bottles of water. Thermos with hot coffee.

5 Oompa Loompas (sp?) from J. Depp's "Willie Wonka"

LoL, funny question!

A dildo

KY Jelly

A "double dong"

Handcuffs

A ball gag

etc., etc.

EASY ANSWER! HER $)*&)* INNOCENCE! IT WOULD BE THE ONE THING LIKE PANDORAS BOX SHES NOT GOING TO OPEN IN BUT SOME DEVIL WITH TRY TO COAX IT OUT OF THE BOX BECAUSE WOMEN ARE GULLIBLE!

Go get yer rocks off elsewhere mmmmmkay.

Your mama.

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