How do you "spell" the sound of a fart?

Depends on how fussy you are.

In a cartoon bubble, it can be as you desire as the bubble indicates the source.

In normal text, it can also be as you desire but with an indication that it is the sound of a fart.

Example: She lifted her butt cheeks and I heard a 'pprrt' escaping.

"Gotta fart," he said and then made a sound of a water bomb being dropped, "PPPRRRTTT," it went.

Does ya gits the major variations in sounds and hows dey be funny if'n dey wants ta be?

;-)

What makes a real man or woman? Different things to different people I guess. A movie I once saw had the line' A real man gives others their dignity" or something like that. It would be the same for a woman. I agreed with that at the time. How a person behaves toward other people (and animals) So therefore you would have to be sure of yourself for a start. But yes.....its all, as you say, bo-locks Definitely NOT fighting and fornicating. That has nothing to do with it.:)

The word "fart" itself is an onomatopoeia, which is a word that is spelled to sound like the sound it is describing. Pow, wham, kerplop, burp, arf, barf, and of others are also onomatopoeias.

You could spell the sound anyway you want, as long as the phonetic sounding out sounds something like the sound itself. I would try "Ffffffrrrrrt" or "pppfffffiip" or even "rrrrriiiiiippp!" Who knows... go nuts with it.

well what kind are we talking about here a wet one, a loud one and quiet one I mean I've heard so many different kinds. I mean when my husband farts it's sounds like he's holding hostages in his A**hole.

Poot. Toot. Pffftttt. Ffffffffff.

Thats all I got.

LOL @ the first answer

Parrrp....

Palin. that's how I'd spell it.

poo-eeet

um.... this is a hard question

toot

pbtpbtpbptbpppbbb

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