Why was I asked to leave the christian store?

While Christians may've been a good diet for lions many years back. Today's Christian generally contributes to a Lion's shortened lifespan due to the high cholestrol content.

A better dietary plan for modern times would be to seek out specific Christian sects for your lions...ones who subscribe to missionary work (walking, biking, etc) tend to be leaner...more protein.

Avoid Baptists...they cause heartburn.

Edited to add: Ummmm, he was at a Christian Store. He needed a half dozen for the lions...

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the bible is ridiculous, it can be interpreted as anything people have been known to of done horible things due to the way they interperate the bible most likely the pastor didn't wnat them disturbing the others. If there gossiping he could feel that it could cause people to change churchs so rather tahn loose lots of people he asked the one to leave. It depends on rather he did it infront of other people or not, he may of had a valid reason try asking him, or others at the church

Last summer, Blockbuster video stores clearly posted a notice: "Children for only $2." But they were ALWAYS out of stock. You cannot trust modern business practices!

took me a minute to figure out half-a-dozen what! Bad joke, and she probably thought you might be a terrorist. Employees at Christian establishments are trained to recognize trouble.

Try the same in a Jewish store and talk about gas chambers and you WILL be arrested. Making jokes about tragic persecutions that happened to real people only says something about your own character.

It could have been you are a mouth breathing retard who thinks he is clever when he is not, but that is just my theory. If I was running an atheist store I would probably throw you out, too. Except I would force feed you your underwear, not politely ask you to leave.

Gee, Fireball didn't get it...anyone shocked?

6 beers ?

Who knows, but will the lions drink it ?

Apparently you did not have that glazed look in your eye.

wow Peter u r a genius. And to think all those years wasted jerking off in a sock in your mom's basement. Seems perseverence paid off.