Do you have a list of some really stupid books?

I've already asked this, but I'm asking again to get some variety.

I want to start reviewing books, kind of like an opinionated and detailed review of books. I have a nice list of great books, but I need a list of some really, REALLY bad books (whether in plot, or in writing style). I have a few on my list already, but I need more. If you have a list of fiction books that you thought were really crappy, please give me the title and author so I can look them up, maybe read them and review them. Also, if you can tell me what was so crappy about them, that would be great.

Note: Please don't say books like Harry Potter or Twilight...I just don't wanna open that can of worms with all the lovers/haters of those series (For the record, Harry Potter rocks, and Twilight sucks). I just don't want to review those book series...at least, not at this time.

So, give me your best list of crappy novels!

Thanks a lot!