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Cobes asked in Society & CultureOther - Society & Culture · 1 decade ago

Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

Like, I woke up and he was there!? How do I get him to wake up and fk off?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    That must be from the dead guy of the month collectors series!

    I haven't got mine yet.

  • ?
    1 decade ago

    I don't know, you tell me. Why IS there a dead Pakistani on your couch?

  • shmack
    1 decade ago

    Tell him that Muhamed gave up and the holy war is over!

  • Brett
    1 decade ago

    Well, if he is dead, then i guess it is pointless to try to wake him up....

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It's just one of those days.

  • SackNut
    1 decade ago

    fun fact: Jesus was Pakistani.

    Source(s): OMG maybe jesus is on your couch
  • NO! NOT NINEVEH!
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Are you sure you`re not still sleeping?

  • earthlove
    1 decade ago

    that will get you a answers violation lol.... wait for it....

  • Miss K
    1 decade ago

    I'm calling the cops on you, murderer! :O

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    shut the **** up

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