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Need help with a funny Come-Back?

Need a good come back for this and QUICK!

My friend asked me "So are you still up for lunch?"

I told him I'd come up with a Sarcastic or funny come back for that later.

He's now come back and given me 3 chances to hit him with my best witty retort.

Anyone? got a funny come-back for that simple question?

PLEAZ!

Update:

pRIME KEYs

NICE!, I was thinking along those lines.

Nice little mean twist at the end, slipping in the perverbial Mom joke.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    NO, i can't afford viagara

    I can be if she hot and i can EAT OUT

    Yeah if i finish breakfast with your MOM in time.

  • 4 years ago

    ok, listed decrease than are some concepts, Atleast i'm no longer gruesome!! i might decide for that can assist you out, which way did you come back in? i do no longer recognize what makes you stupid, even yet it works! have you ever seen suing your brains for non-supporty? do you elect for a license to be that gruesome? in case you had yet another concepts, it may well be lonely. Am I getting clever with you? How might you recognize? i might clarify to you, yet your concepts might explode! i'm no longer smiling at you, i'm attempting to no longer snort. Your village purely referred to as, their lacking their fool! I in no way forget approximately a face, yet on your case, i will make an acception. There you flow!

  • 1 decade ago

    3 good ones

    1.No I don't want airplane food ("up").

    2. No i'm gonna take a nap.

    3.It's 7 pm!! I want dinner!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    no but you can get me up

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