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What is the funniest parrot joke you have heard?

I'm in the mood for some parrot jokes. What's the funniest one you know?

Update:

LODDY - I heard that one before. it's one of my favorites.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartenders says "Hey, where did you get him?"

    The parrot replies, "Africa, they're all over the place."

  • erdahl
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Parrot Jokes

  • 6 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    A woman walks by a pet shop every day to go to work and a parrot appears inthe window one day and says "Hey lady" she says "what" ? The parrot says "youre ugly" the woman is pissed but carries on her way. the next day she is passing by and the parrot says "hey lady" she says "what!?" the parrot says "yorue ugly" the woman gets mad and goes into the store and makes a complaint. the store owner is apologetic and promises it wont happen again. the next day the woman walks by the store to see 3what happens. the parrot says "hey lady" she says "what", the parrot says "you know..."

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    :) 7 out of 10 stars, got a snicker out of me!

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