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What is the funniest parrot joke you have heard?
I'm in the mood for some parrot jokes. What's the funniest one you know?
5 AnswersOther - Society & Culture1 decade agoHow can I get some slaves of my own?
Since people are discussing slavery (ad nauseum),how do I get some slaves of my own?
A Help Wanted ad?
"Two beautiful girls with fantastic bodies and a desire to please, wanted for a full time position. Must enjoy whips and bondage. Cooking skills are preferable."
Since everyone wants to enslave others, why shouldn't I get some of my own?
(Have fun with this and the answers!)
2 AnswersOther - Society & Culture1 decade agoWho is more guilty, the prostitute or the client?
An earlier question asked "Are whores good for society?" I would like to ask, who is more guilty in that "transaction", the prostitute or the guy who goes to her.
12 AnswersOther - Society & Culture1 decade agoGimel, Zayin, Yud. What message do these Hebrew letters abbreviate?
First person to answer what those letters abbreviate and whose ring were they engraved on, wins.
Ready, set....GO!
3 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoWho was better as G-d, George Burns or Morgan Freeman?
It just popped into my head... for some reason, Morgan Freeman seemed better.
Your view?
5 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoTo all of you, Chuc Mung Nam Moi?
No question, just want to wish all of you a very happy, healthy, safe and prosperous Year of the Tiger.
Chuc Mung Nam Moi!
5 AnswersOther - Vietnam1 decade agoHow long would Chuck Norris last in the worst housing project?
Feel free to post your favorite Chuck Norris joke, that's why I made this post. 10 points to the funniest.
4 AnswersOther - Society & Culture1 decade agoHere's a question for Jews and Muslims ONLY?
Sorry Christians, but this question is only for immediate Abrahamic family and that means Jews and Muslims.
QUESTION: We are so close in most things, can we ever have a lasting peace between us? Hasn't enough blood of children been spilt on both sides?
13 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoAs a Jew, thank you for your replies to "Did the Holocaust Occur?"?
I see everyone fighting like Hell in here every day, but one chatter posted a question that brought the vast majority together.
As a Jew, I lost relatives in the Holocaust and having read many of your replies, it gives me hope for the future and the knowledge that people are not necessarily as radical as they appear from time to time in R/S.
So thank you.
(wanna bet I get booted for not asking a question?)
13 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoSuspended Animation?
Why does Yahoo call it "suspended" when that would imply your account could be reactivated?
I have NOT heard of ONE person who had an account reactivated or unsuspended.
Wouldn't it be more fair for Yahoo to call it what it is? A Termination?
At least allow us to transfer our hard earned credits to another name...sheesh!
In case you're wondering WHY I am posting this in R/S...two reasons:
1. Most suspensions SEEM to come to people in this room.
2. Only G-d knows whats in the mind of Yahoo.
2 AnswersYahoo Answers1 decade agoWho favors a balance of power?
Which do you think works best?
A -- One party controls both White House and Congress
B -- One party controls Congress, the other controls the White House
3 AnswersGovernment1 decade agoRepublicans, what if your worst nightmare came true...?
REPUBLICANS ONLY -- For laughs only...
Your worst nightmare came true...
Hillary Clinton was elected President.
Barack Obama is Vice President.
Barney Frank is Secretary of Defense...
How many of you who CLAIMED they would leave the country or blow their brains out would ACTUALLY do it?
(Hey, think about it...you lived through 8 years of Clinton, and the Dems through 8 years of Bush...doesn't that prove we are a resilient people?)
11 AnswersElections1 decade agoDEMOCRATS ONLY... If you had to vote Republican....?
Ok...fair is fair...DEMOCRATS ONLY...and just for the fun of it...
Suppose there were NO DEMOCRATS in the coming election and you could ONLY vote for a Republican...
Which, of the current candidates, would you vote for and why?
9 AnswersElections1 decade agoRepublicans ONLY...Who would you vote for if...?
Ok...REPUBLICANS ONLY...and just for the fun of it...
Suppose there were NO Republicans in the coming election and you could ONLY vote for a Democrat...
Which, of the current candidates, would you vote for and why?
11 AnswersElections1 decade ago